Eternals Review: A Long Boring Lecture On Humanity…But It’s Diverse!
Marvel’s latest superhero epic lowers the bar for quality entertainment once again. … More Eternals Review: A Long Boring Lecture On Humanity…But It’s Diverse!
Marvel’s latest superhero epic lowers the bar for quality entertainment once again. … More Eternals Review: A Long Boring Lecture On Humanity…But It’s Diverse!
“Malignant” is so bad it’s shocking … More Malignant Review: A Parody Of A Horror Film
“Candyman” is a 90-minute lecture on the evils of gentrification, not a horror film worthy of the original. … More Candyman (2021) Review: Jordan Peele Turns ‘Gentrification’ Into The True Villain
If you are looking for Trumptopian nightmare porn that 24-hour news cycles can’t satisfy, you will likely be the only person who finds any enjoyment in “The Forever Purge.” … More The Forever Purge Review: Poorly Written Hatred
“Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard” is the absolute worst movie to recommend to anyone with a shred of hope left in Hollywood’s ability to make a good comedy, or a good action movie for that matter. … More Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard Review: A Film That Doesn’t Need To Exist
If you love to turn your brain off while watching movies, then “F9” is perfect for you. That’s the only way you are going to enjoy this senseless action film. … More F9 Review: We’ve Finally Jumped The Shark Into Space
If you loved the 1988 original, “Coming 2 America” begs the question: “How does it feel to have lived long enough to see all of your favorite franchises go down in flames?” … More Coming 2 America Review: A Sequel Nobody Wanted
American Skin demands a conversation, but the second it begins to speak, no one is going to listen. … More American Skin Review: Presenting Non-Fiction As Dangerous Parody
If there are 10 movies worse than Chaos Walking in 2021 then we are in some serious trouble. … More Chaos Walking Review: A Case Study Of The Failures In Progressive Screenwriting
If your standard for comedy is higher than a third-grader’s, don’t waste your time. … More The Lovebirds Review: A Failure As A Rom & A Com