• Overboard (2018) Review: The Reason Why Nobody Wants Remakes

    Overboard (2018) Review: The Reason Why Nobody Wants Remakes

    So apparently, you Canucks don’t have access to the great American export of Trash Hollywood Remakes so I’m stepping in this week for a review of Overboard (2018). Believe it or not, there are other movies in theatres not named Avengers: Infinity War. Unfortunately, that doesn’t mean the alternatives are very good. Read more

  • Avengers: Infinity War Spoiler Discussion

    Avengers: Infinity War Spoiler Discussion

    I gave my review earlier of Avengers: Infinity Wars, but I didn’t go into details about my complaints about the film. Mainly because it was very difficult to explain my issues without going into spoilers…so from this point on I’m going to be spoiling the movie. Read more

  • Avengers Infinity War Review: A Solid But Cheap First Half Story

    Avengers Infinity War Review: A Solid But Cheap First Half Story

    As a moviegoer, this is the perfect popcorn film for audiences, escapism at it’s finest. As a comic book fan, this is everything you have waited a decade for. As a critic, there are a lot of flaws in the movie. Read more

  • Super Troopers 2 Review: A Film That’s NOT Worth The Wait

    Super Troopers 2 Review: A Film That’s NOT Worth The Wait

    Admittedly this film isn’t my thing as I’ve grown tired of the stoner comedy genre. If you love the original and are looking for that nostalgia kick, this should give you your fix. If you didn’t watch the first one, I honestly can’t say you are missing much giving a pass to this film. Read more

  • I Feel Pretty Review & Discussion

    I Feel Pretty Review & Discussion

    At a certain point, I have to ask myself “Who are these movies for?” Obviously, I’m not the target audience for this movie but it looks like 2/3rds of the people who are in the target audience find it dumb or not quite woke (SJW) enough. I mean, I really don’t want to defend Amy… Read more

  • Wait…Why Are Progressives Attacking ‘A Quiet Place’ ???

    Wait…Why Are Progressives Attacking ‘A Quiet Place’ ???

    I recently watched Steven Crowder’s latest video “A QUIET PLACE’ MOVIE REVIEW: Why Liberals HATE It…” and thought to myself “this doesn’t sound right”. A Quiet Place got pretty solid reviews across the board and I even gave it a 4/5. Not to mention that both John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are liberals themselves and… Read more

  • Truth or Dare Review: Pure Untouched Trash

    Truth or Dare Review: Pure Untouched Trash

    Lucy Hale, star of one of the dumbest television shows in recent memory (Pretty Little Liars) stars in one of the dumbest films in recent memory. If you saw the trailer to Truth or Dare, you likely thought the same thing watching it. The story goes, a group of college kids go down south to… Read more

  • Rampage (2018) Review: Another Trash Video Game Movie

    Rampage (2018) Review: Another Trash Video Game Movie

    I don’t know why Hollywood acts like making a decent movie based on a video game is the equivalent to a torture trap created by Jigsaw. After the complete bore that was Tomb Raider, the next Hollywood cash grab on the queue is Rampage. If you don’t remember Rampage, it was basically a game where… Read more

  • Is The American Film Industry No Longer American?

    Is The American Film Industry No Longer American?

    According to The LA Times, In 2016, Chinese investment in the U.S. entertainment industry hit $4.78 billion, an all-time high. If you were planning on waiting out the storm, I’m afraid I have some bad news because Hollywood has now found a new target audience and market to pander to, this time…It’s Saudi Arabia. Read more

  • The Miracle Season Review: A True Story About Strong Independent Women

    The Miracle Season Review: A True Story About Strong Independent Women

    A Miracle Season at its core is a story that is as heartwarming as it is heart wrenching. I have some issues with the film’s style, but overall the real-life triumph of using grief to obtain redemption is a message that should hit home with many and at least with the case of audiences, actually… Read more

  • A Quiet Place Review: An Amazing Husband & Wife Horror Piece

    A Quiet Place Review: An Amazing Husband & Wife Horror Piece

    There are only a handful of films coming out that I’m legitimately looking forward to seeing. One film that I have looked forward to for some time is A Quiet Place, which is a film was written, staring, and directed by John Krasinski. Being big fans of both Krasinski and his wife Emily Blunt, this… Read more

  • Blockers Review: Pro Feminist Garage Comedy

    Blockers Review: Pro Feminist Garage Comedy

    Julie, Kayla and Sam are three high school seniors who make a pact to lose their virginity on prom night. Lisa, Mitchell and Hunter are three overprotective parents who flip out when they find out about their daughters’ plans. They soon join forces for a wild and chaotic quest to stop the girls from sealing… Read more

  • Tyler Perry’s Acrimony Review: A Wild Ass Roller Coaster

    Tyler Perry’s Acrimony Review: A Wild Ass Roller Coaster

    The best thing I can say about this is that it definitely got me talking about it after the screening. I can’t tell you who the good guy was supposed to be, who the bad guy was supposed to or what the film was going for but it was definitely an experience. Read more

  • God’s Not Dead A Light in Darkness Review: Waste Of A Movie

    God’s Not Dead A Light in Darkness Review: Waste Of A Movie

    If Reverend Dave is getting the bump to the main event status, the story should have been more centered and focused on him. Instead, what we get is a messy Frankenstein of a movie that fails with its target audience and the people who are going to need blood pressure meds after watching this film… Read more

  • Ready Player One Review: Maximum Member Berries

    Ready Player One Review: Maximum Member Berries

    As fun as Ready Player One is, there is a very important message about living life and not letting your online persona define you because you never truly know what is real or fake in an online bubble. With that said, Ready Player One is easily the most fun I’ve had in the theater all… Read more

  • Unsane Review: Best iPhone 7 Movie of All Time

    Unsane Review: Best iPhone 7 Movie of All Time

    How do you fill out 8 pages of paperwork and not realize that you are voluntarily committing yourself to be sectioned? It is like these people suddenly angry at Facebook could have saved themselves some hard times if they had just read the Terms & Conditions they agreed to. Read more

  • Pacific Rim Uprising Review: Excels At The Bare Minimum

    Pacific Rim Uprising Review: Excels At The Bare Minimum

    Giant robots, Giant monsters, and at least one Chinese actress to identify with means the film’s target audience (China) should enjoy this. Pacific Rim Uprising excels in the bare minimum, as long as you aren’t asking too much of this film, you’ll enjoy it on your own time, but this is not something you need… Read more

  • I Can Only Imagine Review: A Word Of Mouth Smash Hit

    I Can Only Imagine Review: A Word Of Mouth Smash Hit

    Watching this film it’s not hard to see why audiences are praising this film the way they are and I can safely say, this is the best film I’ve seen so far this year. I Can Only Imagine mirrors the song it is based on and is a word of mouth smash hit that keeps… Read more