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Tomb Raider Review: A Reboot Full of ‘Meh’
Tomb Raider is the most ‘meh’ films I’ve seen in years. I don’t even hate this movie, I just don’t care. It’s bland and generic in just about every way you can think of. How does this fair in the realm of video game films? Well, it’s better than Assassin’s Creed, however, I think I… Read more
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A Wrinkle In Time (2018) Review: The Movie That Isn’t For White Men
You remember that ONE book you were forced to read back in the 4th grade? You don’t remember anything about the book anymore, but you vaguely remember the title. Disney decided to give your vague memory a 100 million dollar budget and made one of the most boring films of the 2010s. Read more
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The Strangers: Prey at Night Review: A Missed Opportunity At Classic Horror
The Strangers: Prey at Night is about a family going to visit their aunt and uncle’s trailer park before sending their bitchy rebellious daughter to boarding school so she can learn how to properly smoke a cigarette. While at the trailer park, they run into a trio of killers known as Dollface, Pin-Up Girl, and… Read more
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Gringo Review: Unlikable And Unfunny
What do you do for an hour and 50 minutes when a film gives you absolutely no one to root for? That is the question you will be asking yourself about the release of the latest Amazon film, Gringo. Read more
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The Hurricane Heist Review: Biggest Schlock of 2018
A couple of weeks ago while watching Black Panther, I saw the trailer for The Hurricane Heist and immediately thought “This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen in some time”. People at our screening started to laugh, others thought it was a joke. Jokes on us because the film is real so I went to see… Read more
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Red Sparrow Review: Lawrence Carries A Long Run Time With Tonal Issues
When I found out that Red Sparrow was almost 150 minutes long, As someone who isn’t the biggest JLaw fan, I would have bet money this was going to be a torturous time for me. After watching the film, I can say I was pleasantly surprised to be proved wrong. Read more
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Death Wish (2018) Review: Old Man Punisher
As a person who loves 80s action films Hollywood just doesn’t make anymore and whose favorite comic book character is the Punisher, Death Wish is almost everything I could ask for in a modern action film. I predict another split among the critics and audiences are upon us. Critics will no doubt hate the film… Read more
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Game Night Review: A Hollywood Comedy That’s Actually Funny
Something rare happened this weekend; Hollywood released a comedy that I didn’t hate. Game Night is the story of a newlywed couple whose drive for competition leads them to run a weekly game night at their house. When Max’s (Jason Bateman) brother Brooks (Kyle Chandler) comes to town, things get crazy when they set up an… Read more
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Annihilation Review: Pretentious Smug Garbage
Due to a poor test screening, there were concerns that the film was “too intellectual” and “too complicated” for mainstream audiences…Look I understand you put 55 million dollars behind this, but anytime someone says that a film is “too smart” for audiences, its Hollywood’s condescending way of saying that you are too stupid to understand… Read more
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Black Panther Review: Not A Game Changer, Just A Movie
Under normal circumstances, you would believe that Black Panther is the next step in the Marvel Cinematic Universe to get us to the Avengers: Infinity Wars in less than 3 months. Well, you would be wrong because Black Panther is the most important superhero movie ever made and it’s exactly the movie we need right… Read more
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The 15:17 to Paris Review: Should Have Hired Real Actors
Americana, Guns, Faith, Military, and Islāmic Terror Attacks…five things to guarantee a bad rating on Rotten Tomatoes. All jokes aside, I was skeptical when Director Clint Eastwood announced that he had cast Anthony Sadler, Alek Skarlatos, and Spencer Stone to play themselves in the film The 15:17 to Paris in where they reacted the 2015… Read more
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Fifty Shades Freed Review: A Tragic End To A Terrible Story
Fifty Shades Freed is better than Fifty Shades Darker in the same way Stage 3 lung cancer is better than Stage 4. If there is one thing this series succeeded in, its that we finally have a love story worse than Twilight. Read more
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The Cloverfield Paradox Review: A Fake Cloverfield Movie
Like many of you, I was watching Superbowl 52 (I refuse to congratulate the city of Philadelphia) and saw the trailer for The Cloverfield Paradox, a film that claims to explain the origins of the 2008 hit film Cloverfield. A secret Netflix exclusive seemed too good to pass up so I decided to do a… Read more
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Braven (2018) Review: A Solid Low Budget Thriller
et in the brutal frozen conditions of Newfoundland, Canada, our story begins with a logger named Joe Braven (Momoa) and his family. While trying to balance an honest living, struggling to take care of his father (Stephen Lang) and his declining health, Joe is inadvertently caught in the middle of a drug trafficking scheme gone… Read more
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Scorched Earth Review: A LOW budget Sci-fi Film
As much as I like Carano, carrying a film simply isn’t playing to her strengths and in a limited film like this only exposes her flaws, but to her credit, it’s not like she got any help from the cast. Read more
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Are We Close To Thought Policing Movie Reviews? We Might Be
Remember the days where you could just watch a movie and decide whether you liked it or hated it? Well, those days could be over because political battles over certain films now threaten the idea of free speech if your opinion is chosen not to be accepted. Films or more especially film reviews have now… Read more
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Maze Runner: The Death Cure Review: A Brutally Long Adventure
Thomas leads some escaped Gladers on their final and most dangerous mission yet. To save their friends, they must break into the legendary Last City, a WCKD-controlled labyrinth that may turn out to be the deadliest maze of all. Anyone who makes it out alive will get answers to the questions that the Gladers have… Read more
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Star Wars The Last Jedi De-Feminized Fanedit Review: It’s Better
This edit only goes highlight the problems The Last Jedi had and I’m not interested in watching it again, but at least there is a cut of the movie that largely removes all the crap I didn’t like. Read more
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