• Spider-Man Homecoming Review: A Highly Entertaining Popcorn Film

    Spider-Man Homecoming Review: A Highly Entertaining Popcorn Film

    DO NOT stay for any post credit scenes as it will be a waste of your time and they will literally mock you for it. There is not a cool preview for a future film at the end, but for 2 Hours and 13 minutes you will find Spider-Man: Homecoming to be a highly entertaining… Read more

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming Review

    Spider-Man: Homecoming Review

    DO NOT stay for any post credit scenes as it will be a waste of your time and they will literally mock you for it. There is not a cool preview for a future film at the end, but for 2 Hours and 13 minutes you will find Spider-Man: Homecoming to be a highly entertaining… Read more

  • The Beguiled (2017) Review: Repressed Sexuality Is A Killer

    The Beguiled (2017) Review: Repressed Sexuality Is A Killer

    This is a great commercial for the 1971 film for those who haven’t seen it and if you have seen it, then you have pretty much already watched this film down to the scene with the pet turtle. If you are a fan of Southern Gothic, I definitely recommend this one to you. The Beguiled… Read more

  • The Beguiled (2017) Review

    The Beguiled (2017) Review

    This is a great commercial for the 1971 film for those who haven’t seen it and if you have seen it, then you have pretty much already watched this film down to the scene with the pet turtle. If you are a fan of Southern Gothic, I definitely recommend this one to you. The Beguiled… Read more

  • Reset (Ni Shi Ying Jiu) Review

    Reset (Ni Shi Ying Jiu) Review

    The movie is silly at times, but it isn’t that bad, they competently tell the story of a woman who will defy the laws of space and time to save her son. Yang Mi really sells the role of a desperate mother teetering on the edge of sanity as the film progresses. Reset is a… Read more

  • The House (2017) Review: One Of The Worst Comedies Of The Year

    The House (2017) Review: One Of The Worst Comedies Of The Year

    I went into this film with lower expectations than the American Health Care Act and got results worse than Affordable Care Act. Sometimes you have to save the establishment from themselves and it’s clear that the establishment comedians are completely out of touch with what Americans and beyond find funny and enjoying. Read more

  • Baby Driver Review: Entertaining & Full Of Spirit

    Baby Driver Review: Entertaining & Full Of Spirit

    I felt like the movie had the potential to be so much better, but it wasn’t which is disappointing given the hype surrounding this movie. As it stands, Baby Driver is entertaining and full of spirit, even if it’s on the mid-tier of Wright’s great collection. Read more

  • Transformers The Last Knight Review: No More Please…No More

    Transformers The Last Knight Review: No More Please…No More

    The best thing I can say about Transformers: The Last Knight is that it is 15 shorter than Transformers: Age of Extinction. At the end of the day, this film is almost so bad it’s worth watching…almost Read more

  • 47 Meters Down Review: A Nothingburger Horror Film

    47 Meters Down Review: A Nothingburger Horror Film

    47 Meters Down is a bigger nothingburger than Rachel Maddow’s Trump tax scoop. I left the theater feeling nothing for this movie and I feel even less writing this review. If you want a better Shark thriller, watch last years The Shallows, it’s better in every aspect. Read more

  • All Eyez on Me Review: This Movie Killed Tupac Again

    All Eyez on Me Review: This Movie Killed Tupac Again

    Thomas Hobbs from LW Lies put it perfectly “The defiant last words of the real-life Tupac were “fuck you”. After two hours and twenty minutes, you’ll want to scream out the same thing.” Read more

  • Rough Night Review: The Worst Movie of 2017

    Rough Night Review: The Worst Movie of 2017

    I tell you, Scarlett Johansson’s acting career outside of Disney’s Marvel is struggling more than the plot of Dragon Ball Super… Read more

  • Megan Leavey Review: An Emotional Love Story Between A Woman And Her Dog

    Megan Leavey Review: An Emotional Love Story Between A Woman And Her Dog

    Megan Leavey is a deeply emotional love story between a woman and her dog which does romance better than many other wooden actors in 2017. Read more

  • It Comes at Night Review: A Filler Episode Of Walking Dead

    It Comes at Night Review: A Filler Episode Of Walking Dead

    When It comes down to it, It Comes At Night just feels like a filler episode of The Walking Dead and perhaps an episode of Talking Dead after the film would have answered more questions than the actual film did. Read more

  • The Mummy (2017) Review: A Franchise Destroying Film

    The Mummy (2017) Review: A Franchise Destroying Film

    Hollywood is wondering why no one is going to the movie theater now and tickets sales are way down. This film answers that question because the only things they can seem to do now is Remake, Reboot, Sequel, complain about the President, and rip-off the idea of a Cinematic Universe nobody asked for in the… Read more

  • Wonder Woman Review: A Film Worth The Years Of Worth

    Wonder Woman Review: A Film Worth The Years Of Worth

    This is a damn fine movie, all the Reddit talk is just people projecting their own views into the film, it isn’t Feminist Propaganda and it’s not a film to be concerned about what image it gives to little girls. If you grew up reading comics while patiently waiting to see Wonder Woman on the… Read more

  • Pirates of The Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales Review: Just An Ok Film

    Pirates of The Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales Review: Just An Ok Film

    irates of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is a fine popcorn flick, there just isn’t much else I can say about it besides that. Read more

  • Baywatch (2017) Review: A Sad Cash Grab

    Baywatch (2017) Review: A Sad Cash Grab

    There is no way around it, Baywatch is amiss on almost every level. Rock’s likable charm can’t save this film and honestly, he’s much better in action films than trying to save BS comedies like this. Zac Efron has his name attached to another stinker, and I’m not sure any of the women actually won… Read more

  • Alien Covenant Review: A Well Shot Thriller

    Alien Covenant Review: A Well Shot Thriller

    The effects are great, the gore is well done, and those goddamn face huggers are still suckering people in long after they should know better. Alien: Covenant is a well-shot thriller for a franchise that is waiting for Young CGI Ripley to conclude Riley Scott’s work. Read more