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Pegasus (Feichi rensheng) Review: Surprisingly Boring For A Racing Film
The Dayton 500 is right around the corner so what better way to celebrate the racing season than with a racing movie…from China. Despite the fact that this film is advertised as a comedy, don’t expect a Talladega Nights film or else you will be very disappointed. Pegasus isn’t a film about laughs but a… Read more
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Cold Pursuit Review: Neeson Shoots His Film In The Foot, And That’s A Damn Shame
Nels Coxman’s quiet life as a snowplow driver comes crashing down when his beloved son dies under mysterious circumstances. His search for the truth soon becomes a quest for revenge against a psychotic drug lord named Viking and his sleazy henchmen. Transformed from upstanding citizen to coldblooded vigilante, Coxman unwittingly sets off a chain of… Read more
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Ellen Page Criticizes Chris Pratt For Attending Hillsong Church
Ellen Page has been on a tear recently in the process of promoting her new Netflix show The Umbrella Academy. Last week, she not only blamed President Donald Trump and Vice-President Mike Pence for promoting hatred against LGBT people leading to the alleged assault on Empire actor Jussie Smollett but also said that “Environmental racism”… Read more
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What Men Want Review: Fire Whoever Edited This Movie
There are three very important questions to ask when discussing this film. Who the hell asked for a gender-flipping remake of What Women Want? Who the hell thought this was a good idea? and Who the hell thought this film EVER needed to be 2 hours long? Read more
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LEGO Movie 2 The Second Part Review: Eh…It’s Okay
What Hollywood doesn’t understand is that while the film was successful, the novelty of it doesn’t exactly have a long shelf live. In 2017, I said that “You can only make so many ‘wink wink nudge nudge’ jokes before eventually, you will have no choice but to carry your own story and the plot begins to… Read more
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Alita: Battle Angel Review: The 200 Million Dollar Mary Sue
Does James Cameron’s name hold so much weight that Fox thought that it was a good idea to give him a 200 million dollar production budget for a live-action adaption of a manga series not many people are aware of for a film that spent 15 years in development hell? Read more
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Extreme Job Review: The Greatest & Most Incompetent Team Ever Assembled
A team of narcotics detectives goes undercover in a fried chicken joint to stake out an organized crime gang. But things take an unexpected turn when the detectives’ chicken recipe suddenly transforms the rundown restaurant into the hottest eatery in town. Read more
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Miss Bala Review: A Cartel Thriller That Wears Out It’s Welcome
Miss Bala is a film starring Gina Rodriguez as Gloria who is a makeup artist from Los Angeles, one day she decides to visit her best friend Suzu in Tijuana, Mexico (where all good things happen) and things go wrong almost immediately. Gloria and Suzu are caught up in a power struggle that turns deadly… Read more
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Serenity (2019) Review: Did Shyamalan Write This?
I’m sorry…I thought I watched an M. Night Shyamalan film last week? Perhaps I didn’t pay too much attention to the trailer for Serenity because I don’t remember it being sold as the complete clusterf**k that it turned into. A film that was pushed back TWICE from its original September 2018 release date looks like… Read more
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Serenity Review: Did Shyamalan Write This?
I’m sorry…I thought I watched an M. Night Shyamalan film last week? Perhaps I didn’t pay too much attention to the trailer for Serenity because I don’t remember it being sold as the complete clusterf**k that it turned into. A film that was pushed back TWICE from its original September 2018 release date looks like… Read more
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Glass Review: A Little Too Much, A Little Too Confusing
For a while there, it looked like M. Night Shyamalan was on the verge of a major comeback. Two years ago, there was a lot of buzz about the film Split. Not only was Split a legitimately thrilling and disturbing film but major buzz was generated when it was discovered the film was a sequel… Read more
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Replicas Review: An Amazingly Stupid Movie
Not since The Bye Bye Man has a January release been so bad that it was almost good…almost. I tell you what, Keanu Reeves should not do anymore films that don’t have the name John Wick attached to them because his recent non-wick projects have not been very good. Replicas is no different because this… Read more
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Escape Room Review: An Enjoyable But Overdone Puzzle Game
January is a known dumping ground for bad movies and with Escape Room being the only major release this week, it’s pretty obvious that Hollywood isn’t even going to try this year. But is the movie based on the popular group puzzle game really that bad? Read more
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Take Point Review: A Stone Cold Lead Pipe Lock For The Top 10 of 2019…
On the day of the U.S. presidential election in 2024, Ahab (HA) and his team of elite mercenaries embark on a secret CIA mission to abduct North Korea’s Armed Forces Minister in an underground bunker below the Korean Demilitarized Zone (DMZ). However, they get caught in the crossfire which causes tensions to escalate to the… Read more
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Comedy Is Dead…And The Left Killed It
The prevailing narrative created by the left seems to be that if something is offensive to say, then you are not allowed to say it. Some would argue that this believe is the antithesis of a free society but I’m sure those people would be smeared as alt-right for believing in the basic fundamentals of… Read more
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Netflix’s The Punisher To Make Season 2 Villian A “Christian Alt-Right White Nationalist”
Another Day…Another Marvel Property…Another FU to the conservative right. Read more
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Kill Mobile Review: Didn’t I Just Watch This Movie Like 6 Weeks Ago?
Last month, I reviewed the South Korean Comedy Intimate Strangers and when I saw the trailer for Kill Mobile, I literally thought it was the exact same movie…and I was right. The 2016 Italian film Perfect Strangers is currently spouting remakes all across the globe. So since I’ve already watched the South Korean version, let’s see how… Read more
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Holmes and Watson Review: What Do You Want Me Say?
Detective Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson join forces to investigate a mysterious murder at Buckingham Palace. It seems like an open-and-shut case as all signs point to Professor James Moriarty, the criminal mastermind and longtime nemesis of the crime-solving duo. When new twists and clues begin to emerge, the world’s greatest sleuth and his… Read more
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