• Upgrade (2018) Review: Dark And Entertaining Adventure

    Upgrade (2018) Review: Dark And Entertaining Adventure

    If someone was going to make a Robocop remake with Tom Hardy but didn’t have 100 million dollars to make the one with Tom Hardy, this would be the best possible outcome that they could hope for. Read more

  • Social Animals Review: A Sad Window In The Depressing Lives Of Liberals

    Social Animals Review: A Sad Window In The Depressing Lives Of Liberals

    If you find this film in any way relatable, it’s time to have the long hard look in the mirror because you are doing something if not everything wrong. Social Animals might be a painfully awful comedy, but it is a great instruction manual on how NOT to live your life and that is the… Read more

  • Future World (2018) Review: Awful In Every Sense of The Word

    Future World (2018) Review: Awful In Every Sense of The Word

    You know Future World was doomed to fail when you saw “Also Starring Snoop Dogg” in the trailer. A film that was shot two years ago is a good sign that Lionsgate wanted absolutely nothing to do with this movie and it wasn’t because of Franco’s #MeToo allegations, it was because the film is horrible. Read more

  • Solo A Star Wars Story Review: A Mediocre Mess

    Solo A Star Wars Story Review: A Mediocre Mess

    Solo: A Star Wars Movie is a mediocre film that shoots itself in the foot preventing it from becoming great. If the writers never said Lando was ‘pansexual’ they wouldn’t have caused more people to pass on the film than want to watch it. If Kennedy could do one Star Wars film where a lead female… Read more

  • Terminal (2018) Review: Unfocused Oddball Style

    Terminal (2018) Review: Unfocused Oddball Style

    I can’t fault the acting in this, A solid cast of stars highlight otherwise failure of storytelling and pacing. Terminal has a lot of enjoyable elements in its oddball style, but the narrative keeps it from being something truly special, a wasted opportunity. Read more

  • Breaking In Review: A Movie Made For Crackle

    Breaking In Review: A Movie Made For Crackle

    You build a fortress of a home in the middle of nowhere because you are a shady criminal who knows people will come after you and you don’t have ANY weapons in the house? Two hours away from police response and not even a panic room? After watching the latest film from actress Gabrielle Union… Read more

  • Deadpool 2 Review: A Massive Dropoff From The First Movie

    Deadpool 2 Review: A Massive Dropoff From The First Movie

    Deadpool 2 does have plenty of genuine laughs and I can’t say that it’s a bad movie. However, the film doesn’t offer much more than that which is why it’s such a letdown from what the first Deadpool was. Read more

  • Digimon Adventure Tri. Future Review: A Merciful End To Digimon Tri

    Digimon Adventure Tri. Future Review: A Merciful End To Digimon Tri

    We have arrived at the disappointing destination of the Digimon Adventure Tri Saga, Digimon Adventure Tri. Chapter 6: Future. After five chapters with only one more to go, they are far too many unanswered questions that should have been answered by now. A lot like Avengers: Infinity War, this should be the climax of a… Read more

  • Life Of The Party Review: Shallow Bin Hollywood Comedy

    Life Of The Party Review: Shallow Bin Hollywood Comedy

    One thing that has become clear with Hollywood comedies is that there really aren’t any jokes in these films. It’s just a series of awkward events that only works if the audience is laughing. Case in point, the latest film starring Melissa McCarthy Life Of The Party. Melissa stars as Deanna, a middle-aged woman who… Read more

  • Overboard (2018) Review: The Reason Why Nobody Wants Remakes

    Overboard (2018) Review: The Reason Why Nobody Wants Remakes

    So apparently, you Canucks don’t have access to the great American export of Trash Hollywood Remakes so I’m stepping in this week for a review of Overboard (2018). Believe it or not, there are other movies in theatres not named Avengers: Infinity War. Unfortunately, that doesn’t mean the alternatives are very good. Read more

  • Avengers: Infinity War Spoiler Discussion

    Avengers: Infinity War Spoiler Discussion

    I gave my review earlier of Avengers: Infinity Wars, but I didn’t go into details about my complaints about the film. Mainly because it was very difficult to explain my issues without going into spoilers…so from this point on I’m going to be spoiling the movie. Read more

  • Avengers Infinity War Review: A Solid But Cheap First Half Story

    Avengers Infinity War Review: A Solid But Cheap First Half Story

    As a moviegoer, this is the perfect popcorn film for audiences, escapism at it’s finest. As a comic book fan, this is everything you have waited a decade for. As a critic, there are a lot of flaws in the movie. Read more

  • Super Troopers 2 Review: A Film That’s NOT Worth The Wait

    Super Troopers 2 Review: A Film That’s NOT Worth The Wait

    Admittedly this film isn’t my thing as I’ve grown tired of the stoner comedy genre. If you love the original and are looking for that nostalgia kick, this should give you your fix. If you didn’t watch the first one, I honestly can’t say you are missing much giving a pass to this film. Read more

  • I Feel Pretty Review & Discussion

    I Feel Pretty Review & Discussion

    At a certain point, I have to ask myself “Who are these movies for?” Obviously, I’m not the target audience for this movie but it looks like 2/3rds of the people who are in the target audience find it dumb or not quite woke (SJW) enough. I mean, I really don’t want to defend Amy… Read more

  • Wait…Why Are Progressives Attacking ‘A Quiet Place’ ???

    Wait…Why Are Progressives Attacking ‘A Quiet Place’ ???

    I recently watched Steven Crowder’s latest video “A QUIET PLACE’ MOVIE REVIEW: Why Liberals HATE It…” and thought to myself “this doesn’t sound right”. A Quiet Place got pretty solid reviews across the board and I even gave it a 4/5. Not to mention that both John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are liberals themselves and… Read more

  • Truth or Dare Review: Pure Untouched Trash

    Truth or Dare Review: Pure Untouched Trash

    Lucy Hale, star of one of the dumbest television shows in recent memory (Pretty Little Liars) stars in one of the dumbest films in recent memory. If you saw the trailer to Truth or Dare, you likely thought the same thing watching it. The story goes, a group of college kids go down south to… Read more

  • Rampage (2018) Review: Another Trash Video Game Movie

    Rampage (2018) Review: Another Trash Video Game Movie

    I don’t know why Hollywood acts like making a decent movie based on a video game is the equivalent to a torture trap created by Jigsaw. After the complete bore that was Tomb Raider, the next Hollywood cash grab on the queue is Rampage. If you don’t remember Rampage, it was basically a game where… Read more

  • Is The American Film Industry No Longer American?

    Is The American Film Industry No Longer American?

    According to The LA Times, In 2016, Chinese investment in the U.S. entertainment industry hit $4.78 billion, an all-time high. If you were planning on waiting out the storm, I’m afraid I have some bad news because Hollywood has now found a new target audience and market to pander to, this time…It’s Saudi Arabia. Read more