• The Miracle Season Review: A True Story About Strong Independent Women

    The Miracle Season Review: A True Story About Strong Independent Women

    A Miracle Season at its core is a story that is as heartwarming as it is heart wrenching. I have some issues with the film’s style, but overall the real-life triumph of using grief to obtain redemption is a message that should hit home with many and at least with the case of audiences, actually… Read more

  • A Quiet Place Review: An Amazing Husband & Wife Horror Piece

    A Quiet Place Review: An Amazing Husband & Wife Horror Piece

    There are only a handful of films coming out that I’m legitimately looking forward to seeing. One film that I have looked forward to for some time is A Quiet Place, which is a film was written, staring, and directed by John Krasinski. Being big fans of both Krasinski and his wife Emily Blunt, this… Read more

  • Blockers Review: Pro Feminist Garage Comedy

    Blockers Review: Pro Feminist Garage Comedy

    Julie, Kayla and Sam are three high school seniors who make a pact to lose their virginity on prom night. Lisa, Mitchell and Hunter are three overprotective parents who flip out when they find out about their daughters’ plans. They soon join forces for a wild and chaotic quest to stop the girls from sealing… Read more

  • Tyler Perry’s Acrimony Review: A Wild Ass Roller Coaster

    Tyler Perry’s Acrimony Review: A Wild Ass Roller Coaster

    The best thing I can say about this is that it definitely got me talking about it after the screening. I can’t tell you who the good guy was supposed to be, who the bad guy was supposed to or what the film was going for but it was definitely an experience. Read more

  • God’s Not Dead A Light in Darkness Review: Waste Of A Movie

    God’s Not Dead A Light in Darkness Review: Waste Of A Movie

    If Reverend Dave is getting the bump to the main event status, the story should have been more centered and focused on him. Instead, what we get is a messy Frankenstein of a movie that fails with its target audience and the people who are going to need blood pressure meds after watching this film… Read more

  • Ready Player One Review: Maximum Member Berries

    Ready Player One Review: Maximum Member Berries

    As fun as Ready Player One is, there is a very important message about living life and not letting your online persona define you because you never truly know what is real or fake in an online bubble. With that said, Ready Player One is easily the most fun I’ve had in the theater all… Read more

  • Unsane Review: Best iPhone 7 Movie of All Time

    Unsane Review: Best iPhone 7 Movie of All Time

    How do you fill out 8 pages of paperwork and not realize that you are voluntarily committing yourself to be sectioned? It is like these people suddenly angry at Facebook could have saved themselves some hard times if they had just read the Terms & Conditions they agreed to. Read more

  • Pacific Rim Uprising Review: Excels At The Bare Minimum

    Pacific Rim Uprising Review: Excels At The Bare Minimum

    Giant robots, Giant monsters, and at least one Chinese actress to identify with means the film’s target audience (China) should enjoy this. Pacific Rim Uprising excels in the bare minimum, as long as you aren’t asking too much of this film, you’ll enjoy it on your own time, but this is not something you need… Read more

  • I Can Only Imagine Review: A Word Of Mouth Smash Hit

    I Can Only Imagine Review: A Word Of Mouth Smash Hit

    Watching this film it’s not hard to see why audiences are praising this film the way they are and I can safely say, this is the best film I’ve seen so far this year. I Can Only Imagine mirrors the song it is based on and is a word of mouth smash hit that keeps… Read more

  • Tomb Raider Review: A Reboot Full of ‘Meh’

    Tomb Raider Review: A Reboot Full of ‘Meh’

    Tomb Raider is the most ‘meh’ films I’ve seen in years. I don’t even hate this movie, I just don’t care. It’s bland and generic in just about every way you can think of. How does this fair in the realm of video game films? Well, it’s better than Assassin’s Creed, however, I think I… Read more

  • A Wrinkle In Time (2018) Review: The Movie That Isn’t For White Men

    A Wrinkle In Time (2018) Review: The Movie That Isn’t For White Men

    You remember that ONE book you were forced to read back in the 4th grade? You don’t remember anything about the book anymore, but you vaguely remember the title. Disney decided to give your vague memory a 100 million dollar budget and made one of the most boring films of the 2010s. Read more

  • The Strangers: Prey at Night Review: A Missed Opportunity At Classic Horror

    The Strangers: Prey at Night Review: A Missed Opportunity At Classic Horror

    The Strangers: Prey at Night is about a family going to visit their aunt and uncle’s trailer park before sending their bitchy rebellious daughter to boarding school so she can learn how to properly smoke a cigarette. While at the trailer park, they run into a trio of killers known as Dollface, Pin-Up Girl, and… Read more

  • Gringo Review: Unlikable And Unfunny

    Gringo Review: Unlikable And Unfunny

    What do you do for an hour and 50 minutes when a film gives you absolutely no one to root for? That is the question you will be asking yourself about the release of the latest Amazon film, Gringo. Read more

  • The Hurricane Heist Review: Biggest Schlock of 2018

    The Hurricane Heist Review: Biggest Schlock of 2018

    A couple of weeks ago while watching Black Panther, I saw the trailer for The Hurricane Heist and immediately thought “This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen in some time”.  People at our screening started to laugh, others thought it was a joke. Jokes on us because the film is real so I went to see… Read more

  • Red Sparrow Review: Lawrence Carries A Long Run Time With Tonal Issues

    Red Sparrow Review: Lawrence Carries A Long Run Time With Tonal Issues

    When I found out that Red Sparrow was almost 150 minutes long, As someone who isn’t the biggest JLaw fan, I would have bet money this was going to be a torturous time for me. After watching the film, I can say I was pleasantly surprised to be proved wrong. Read more

  • Death Wish (2018) Review: Old Man Punisher

    Death Wish (2018) Review: Old Man Punisher

    As a person who loves 80s action films Hollywood just doesn’t make anymore and whose favorite comic book character is the Punisher, Death Wish is almost everything I could ask for in a modern action film. I predict another split among the critics and audiences are upon us. Critics will no doubt hate the film… Read more

  • Game Night Review: A Hollywood Comedy That’s Actually Funny

    Game Night Review: A Hollywood Comedy That’s Actually Funny

    Something rare happened this weekend; Hollywood released a comedy that I didn’t hate. Game Night is the story of a newlywed couple whose drive for competition leads them to run a weekly game night at their house. When Max’s (Jason Bateman) brother Brooks (Kyle Chandler) comes to town, things get crazy when they set up an… Read more

  • Annihilation Review: Pretentious Smug Garbage

    Annihilation Review: Pretentious Smug Garbage

    Due to a poor test screening, there were concerns that the film was “too intellectual” and “too complicated” for mainstream audiences…Look I understand you put 55 million dollars behind this, but anytime someone says that a film is “too smart” for audiences, its Hollywood’s condescending way of saying that you are too stupid to understand… Read more