After Lightyear crashed and burned at the box office, all eyes were on Minions for supremacy in the popcorn flick for kids arena. After Disney decided to frontload all of their marketing on a Lesbian couple getting married and raising a child (presumably from the ether) and then watching Chris Evans call anyone who had … More Minions The Rise of Gru Review: A Soulless Billboard For A Theme Park
While spending years attempting to return home, marooned Space Ranger Buzz Lightyear encounters an army of ruthless robots commanded by Zurg who are attempting to steal his fuel source. … More Lightyear Review: These Member Berries Are Better Than Sleeping Pills
A young girl tries to understand how she mysteriously gained the power to set things on fire with her mind. … More Firestarter (2022) Review: A Bad Remake Of A Bad Film
An assassin-for-hire finds that he’s become a target after he refuses to complete a job for a dangerous criminal organization. A remake of the 2003 Belgian film ‘The Memory of a Killer’. … More Memory (2022) Review: The Film You Have Already Seen Multiple Times Over
A reclusive romance novelist on a book tour with her cover model gets swept up in a kidnapping attempt that lands them both in a cutthroat jungle adventure. … More The Lost City Review: An Unfocused Comedy From Wine Aunts & Dog Moms
A 13-year-old girl named Meilin turns into a giant red panda whenever she gets too excited. … More Turning Red Review/Discussion: A Poorly Written Autobiography Masquerading As A Pixar Film
Kai Jin, a young Chinatown chef in present day San Francisco, becomes entangled with the Chinese Triad’s pursuit of deadly ancient powers known as the “Wu Xing. … More Fistful of Vengeance Review: A Painful Example Of How Netflix Ruins Foreign Content
When the power mysteriously fails, and almost everyone vanishes from a small tourist vessel in the Arctic, fear becomes the master for the three who remain. Forced ashore, the men deteriorate in body and mind until a dark truth emerges that compels them to ally or perish. … More Arctic Void Review: A Mystery Thriller That Leaves The Audience With Blue Balls
King Louis XIV’s quest for immortality leads him to capture and steal a mermaid’s life force, a move that is further complicated by his illegitimate daughter’s discovery of the creature. … More The King’s Daughter Review: A Dull & Dated Adventure
“Dune” is a typical Hollywood film that spends more of its time selling the second movie before giving you a reason to care about the first. … More Dune (2021) Review: Long, Boring, & Only 1/2 A Movie
