• The Layover Review: Huge Breasts Mask A Terrible Film

    The Layover Review: Huge Breasts Mask A Terrible Film

    This is just shit, but hey it’s not like you have to watch this film in the theaters, then again the summer box office movies in 2017 have only been marginally better. Read more

  • Disney Channel Original Movies Retrospective & Review

    Disney Channel Original Movies Retrospective & Review

    In conclusion, Disney Channel Movies had a place in your heart if you were around at the right time. I recommend going back and watching the films yourself, i’m sure you can find a semi-legal site that has every film in question and more. You can’t recreate what once was, you can only relive it.  Read more

  • Birth of the Dragon Review: A Film That Only Rubs The Surface

    Birth of the Dragon Review: A Film That Only Rubs The Surface

    Birth of the Dragon only scratches the surface of the life of Bruce Lee and the biggest crime here is that the runtime doesn’t allow a greater story to be told. With that said the film is fine and is at least enjoyable, but if you are looking for a more in-depth story about the… Read more

  • The Adventurers Review: Unappealing Adventure Flick

    The Adventurers Review: Unappealing Adventure Flick

    The Adventurers is simply a miss with some decent visuals and technology, but those little spider bots aren’t going to make anyone watch or remember this film. Read more

  • Logan Lucky Review: A Cliché Look At Red State America

    Logan Lucky Review: A Cliché Look At Red State America

    Logan Lucky is a good movie, the cast has a great time playing their roles and it shows. The problem is the film is not very original and very clichéd. The story becomes way too convenient in order for everything to work out and takes away from the risk of the heist. That doesn’t mean you… Read more

  • The Hitman’s Bodyguard Review: A Comedy That Needs To Be An Action Film

    The Hitman’s Bodyguard Review: A Comedy That Needs To Be An Action Film

    The Hitman’s Bodyguard works as a action B movie, but is constantly dragged down by the need to also be a comedy. If this film could figure out what it wanted to identify as today, this may have been a better result for everyone involved. Read more

  • Wind River Review: Taylor Sheridan’s Worst Is STILL Really Good

    Wind River Review: Taylor Sheridan’s Worst Is STILL Really Good

    Wind River, which is still a good movie needs more polishing to be a great movie. One thing is for sure, Taylor Sheridan is the real deal and has quickly become one of the best screening writers in Hollywood. Read more

  • Annabelle Creation Review: Entertaining Plot Induced Stupidity

    Annabelle Creation Review: Entertaining Plot Induced Stupidity

    Fans of The Conjuring will see many Easter Eggs in the film that ties much of the series together and brings us back to square one. Annabelle: Creation is a very entertaining horror film and if you can overlook a lot of plot induced stupidity, there is a great time to have here. Read more

  • Detroit Review (Ft. Steven Crowder)

    Detroit Review (Ft. Steven Crowder)

    While it’s important not to shadow history it’s also important to context the events to truly understand what happened and why. Many people will watch this and think everything that happened here happened in real life which is not the case at all. Read more

  • The Dark Tower Review: A Missed Opportunity

    The Dark Tower Review: A Missed Opportunity

    The Dark Tower suffers from not having enough time to tell the story that was needed. Missed opportunity is what you will hear repeated by critics and fans and they are correct. However, don’t let the RT score fool you, the film isn’t as bad as advertised, but it is a disappointment for those who… Read more

  • Atomic Blonde Review: Poor Writing & 80 Pop Music

    Atomic Blonde Review: Poor Writing & 80 Pop Music

    Now I’ve heard many people complain about this film based on the fact they cannot buy a 130-pound woman beating up men 3x her size, while I do agree to a degree, I’ll leave the science of this film to people like Steven Crowder. Read more

  • Atomic Blonde Review

    Atomic Blonde Review

    Now I’ve heard many people complain about this film based on the fact they cannot buy a 130-pound woman beating up men 3x her size, while I do agree to a degree, I’ll leave the science of this film to people like Steven Crowder. Read more

  • The Emoji Movie Review: A Horrible Hollywood Idea

    The Emoji Movie Review: A Horrible Hollywood Idea

    The only reason this film exists is because Sony wanted some Ad Revenue and used a bunch of tech companies to give product placement. The Emoji Movie is a certified lock for Top 10 Worst Films Of 2017, avoid at all costs.  Read more

  • The Emoji Movie Review

    The Emoji Movie Review

    The only reason this film exists is because Sony wanted some Ad Revenue and used a bunch of tech companies to give product placement. The Emoji Movie is a certified lock for Top 10 Worst Films Of 2017, avoid at all costs.  Read more

  • Girls Trip Review: Low Brow Girl Humor

    Girls Trip Review: Low Brow Girl Humor

    The talent of Girls Trip is too good to do this type of low brow humor and seeing how the writer is a TV writer, the jokes are TV quality. You won’t hate Girls Trip, I doubt you’ll love it either. Read more

  • Girls Trip Review

    Girls Trip Review

    The talent of Girls Trip is too good to do this type of low brow humor and seeing how the writer is a TV writer, the jokes are TV quality. You won’t hate Girls Trip, I doubt you’ll love it either. Read more

  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Review: SPACE ILLEGALS???

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Review: SPACE ILLEGALS???

    If you have the option of choosing to either watch Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets or be waterboarded, choose waterboarding. Because at least with that, when your will to live gives up it’s over, with this film you still have 2 more hours to go. Read more

  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Review

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Review

    If you have the option of choosing to either watch Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets or be waterboarded, choose waterboarding. Because at least with that, when your will to live gives up it’s over, with this film you still have 2 more hours to go. Read more