• Girls Trip Review

    Girls Trip Review

    The talent of Girls Trip is too good to do this type of low brow humor and seeing how the writer is a TV writer, the jokes are TV quality. You won’t hate Girls Trip, I doubt you’ll love it either. Read more

  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Review: SPACE ILLEGALS???

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Review: SPACE ILLEGALS???

    If you have the option of choosing to either watch Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets or be waterboarded, choose waterboarding. Because at least with that, when your will to live gives up it’s over, with this film you still have 2 more hours to go. Read more

  • Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Review

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Review

    If you have the option of choosing to either watch Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets or be waterboarded, choose waterboarding. Because at least with that, when your will to live gives up it’s over, with this film you still have 2 more hours to go. Read more

  • Dunkirk Review: A Cinematic Epic

    Dunkirk Review: A Cinematic Epic

    Christopher Nolan makes up for a bloated disappointing Interstellar, with a film that excels in cinematography, sound, story, acting, and relevance. Dunkirk is easily one of the best films of the years and it didn’t take 2 hours and 50 minutes to do that…take notes. Read more

  • Dunkirk Review

    Dunkirk Review

    Christopher Nolan makes up for a bloated disappointing Interstellar, with a film that excels in cinematography, sound, story, acting, and relevance. Dunkirk is easily one of the best films of the years and it didn’t take 2 hours and 50 minutes to do that…take notes. Read more

  • War for the Planet of the Apes Review: No More Apes

    War for the Planet of the Apes Review: No More Apes

    Dawn of the Planet of the Apes established an emotional grounding between Caesar and Koba given their two very different experiences with humans. Without that element, War for the Planet of the Apes wouldn’t have much to work with. As the film it is a technical achievement but as far as storytelling it’s a bore. Read more

  • War for the Planet of the Apes Review

    War for the Planet of the Apes Review

    Dawn of the Planet of the Apes established an emotional grounding between Caesar and Koba given their two very different experiences with humans. Without that element, War for the Planet of the Apes wouldn’t have much to work with. As the film it is a technical achievement but as far as storytelling it’s a bore. Read more

  • Wish Upon Review: Unintentionally Hilarious

    Wish Upon Review: Unintentionally Hilarious

    Wish Upon, is a poorly constructed horror film that doesn’t nearly go as far as it should with a PG-13 rating, but the film is so unintentionally funny, that it still makes for an entertaining film as long as you give up on the premise about 20 minutes in. Read more

  • Wish Upon Review

    Wish Upon Review

    Wish Upon, is a poorly constructed horror film that doesn’t nearly go as far as it should with a PG-13 rating, but the film is so unintentionally funny, that it still makes for an entertaining film as long as you give up on the premise about 20 minutes in. Read more

  • Spider-Man Homecoming Review: A Highly Entertaining Popcorn Film

    Spider-Man Homecoming Review: A Highly Entertaining Popcorn Film

    DO NOT stay for any post credit scenes as it will be a waste of your time and they will literally mock you for it. There is not a cool preview for a future film at the end, but for 2 Hours and 13 minutes you will find Spider-Man: Homecoming to be a highly entertaining… Read more

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming Review

    Spider-Man: Homecoming Review

    DO NOT stay for any post credit scenes as it will be a waste of your time and they will literally mock you for it. There is not a cool preview for a future film at the end, but for 2 Hours and 13 minutes you will find Spider-Man: Homecoming to be a highly entertaining… Read more

  • The Beguiled (2017) Review: Repressed Sexuality Is A Killer

    The Beguiled (2017) Review: Repressed Sexuality Is A Killer

    This is a great commercial for the 1971 film for those who haven’t seen it and if you have seen it, then you have pretty much already watched this film down to the scene with the pet turtle. If you are a fan of Southern Gothic, I definitely recommend this one to you. The Beguiled… Read more

  • The Beguiled (2017) Review

    The Beguiled (2017) Review

    This is a great commercial for the 1971 film for those who haven’t seen it and if you have seen it, then you have pretty much already watched this film down to the scene with the pet turtle. If you are a fan of Southern Gothic, I definitely recommend this one to you. The Beguiled… Read more

  • Reset (Ni Shi Ying Jiu) Review

    Reset (Ni Shi Ying Jiu) Review

    The movie is silly at times, but it isn’t that bad, they competently tell the story of a woman who will defy the laws of space and time to save her son. Yang Mi really sells the role of a desperate mother teetering on the edge of sanity as the film progresses. Reset is a… Read more

  • The House (2017) Review: One Of The Worst Comedies Of The Year

    The House (2017) Review: One Of The Worst Comedies Of The Year

    I went into this film with lower expectations than the American Health Care Act and got results worse than Affordable Care Act. Sometimes you have to save the establishment from themselves and it’s clear that the establishment comedians are completely out of touch with what Americans and beyond find funny and enjoying. Read more

  • Baby Driver Review: Entertaining & Full Of Spirit

    Baby Driver Review: Entertaining & Full Of Spirit

    I felt like the movie had the potential to be so much better, but it wasn’t which is disappointing given the hype surrounding this movie. As it stands, Baby Driver is entertaining and full of spirit, even if it’s on the mid-tier of Wright’s great collection. Read more

  • Transformers The Last Knight Review: No More Please…No More

    Transformers The Last Knight Review: No More Please…No More

    The best thing I can say about Transformers: The Last Knight is that it is 15 shorter than Transformers: Age of Extinction. At the end of the day, this film is almost so bad it’s worth watching…almost Read more

  • 47 Meters Down Review: A Nothingburger Horror Film

    47 Meters Down Review: A Nothingburger Horror Film

    47 Meters Down is a bigger nothingburger than Rachel Maddow’s Trump tax scoop. I left the theater feeling nothing for this movie and I feel even less writing this review. If you want a better Shark thriller, watch last years The Shallows, it’s better in every aspect. Read more