• X (2022) Review: A Better Slasher Film Than Character Study

    X (2022) Review: A Better Slasher Film Than Character Study

    Earlier this year, I watched a film called “Pearl” one of my top 10 best movies of 2022. A story about a crazy murderous psychopath growing up during the age of World War 1, is one of the best character studies to be released this year. It turns out that ‘Pearl’ was a prequel to Read more

  • Ticket to Paradise Review: The Best Rom Com Universal Pictures Will Release This Year

    Ticket to Paradise Review: The Best Rom Com Universal Pictures Will Release This Year

    After watching the film ‘Bros’, I can go another thousand years without ever having to watch another romantic comedy ever again. Billy Eichner is so terrible, he ruined an entire genre of movies that I didn’t even care for it to begin with. But much like someone who’s too afraid to swim, you have to Read more

  • Halloween Ends Review: A Halloween Movie Without Michael Myers

    Halloween Ends Review: A Halloween Movie Without Michael Myers

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we like to call a cinematic disaster. It seems like forever ago when Universal Pictures decided to reboot the Halloween franchise in order to bring back Jamie Lee Curtis to once again play the role of Laurie Strode. A franchise whose continuity is already being held together by spitting Read more

  • Black Adam Review: A Solid SuperHero Film In A Year Of Mediocracy

    Black Adam Review: A Solid SuperHero Film In A Year Of Mediocracy

    A film that is over 16 years in the making but not a film that audiences have been waiting 16 years to see. ‘Black Adam’ is a film that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has been attempting to make since 2006.  Due to a legal battle between Marvel Comics over the name Captain Marvel, a movie Read more

  • The Bar Room #20 (She Hulk, G4, Bill Murray, Martin Scorsese, Amouranth)

    The Bar Room #20 (She Hulk, G4, Bill Murray, Martin Scorsese, Amouranth)

    This week on the podcast, She Hulk writers and actors admit the entire show was a f*** you to fans, G4 is officially dead just 10 months after their reboot thanks to Frosk, Hollywood seems like they are actively trying to cancel Bill Murray, Martin Scorsese railed against box office numbers during a recent appearance Read more

  • The Bar Room #19 (Kanye West, She Hulk, Hollywood, Brad Pitt, Marvel Comics)

    The Bar Room #19 (Kanye West, She Hulk, Hollywood, Brad Pitt, Marvel Comics)

    This week on the podcast, Kanye West causes a left-wing meltdown and is now banned from social media, She-Hulk takes aim at YouTubers in their season finale, Warner Bros Discovery deals the first blow to “Diversity Quotas”, Angelina Jolie alleges that Brad Pitt beat her and their kids in 2016, and Scarlett Johansson hits the Read more

  • My Son Hunter Review: Looks Like A Film That Was Shot In 4 Weeks

    My Son Hunter Review: Looks Like A Film That Was Shot In 4 Weeks

    The story of Hunter Biden is probably the most oppressed media story of the 21st Century. In the late stages of the 2020 United States presidential campaign, a news story by the New York Post was released stating that the son of the Democratic candidate for the president of the United States had a laptop Read more

  • Amsterdam (2022) Review: A Left-Wing Hollywood Lecture Soaked In Nihilism

    Amsterdam (2022) Review: A Left-Wing Hollywood Lecture Soaked In Nihilism

    With the American box office suffering from its lowest point since 9/11, David O. Russell’s film ‘Amsterdam’ had a prime opportunity to bring audiences back to the movie theaters for a film that flexes a big cast of quality actors…and Taylor Swift. However, much like a Denver Broncos running back, ‘Amsterdam’ fumbles a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity Read more

  • Blonde (2022) Review: A Beautiful And Brutal Of Marilyn Monroe’s Sad Live

    Blonde (2022) Review: A Beautiful And Brutal Of Marilyn Monroe’s Sad Live

    Marilyn Monroe was a public figure who represented a lot of things to a lot of people. For many, Marilyn Monroe was an icon of the 1960s sexual revolution and a sex symbol of The Golden Age of Hollywood during the 1950s. Needless to say, however, Marilyn Monroe had a tragically tough life which led Read more

  • The Bar Room Podcast #18 (Billy Eichner, Velma, Blonde, Atlanta Braves, Gavin Newsom)

    The Bar Room Podcast #18 (Billy Eichner, Velma, Blonde, Atlanta Braves, Gavin Newsom)

      This week on the podcast, Billy Eicners and the cast of ‘Bros’ have a meltdown after their film BOMBS at the box office as Letterboxd ONCE AGAIN censors my review of the film, Velma is officially gay, Planned Parenthood attacks the Netflix film ‘Blonde’ for it’s “Pro-Life” themes, California makes it illegal for rappers Read more

  • Smile (2022) Review: Grade A Marketing For Solid Horror Film

    Smile (2022) Review: Grade A Marketing For Solid Horror Film

    The film “Smile” may win the award for the best marketing strategy of 2022. In a viral marketing campaign, actors from the film appeared at various baseball games throughout the country behind home plate and began to smile creepily into the camera. When social media users took hold of this, a lot of questions arose Read more

  • Pearl (2022) Review: A Wonderful Character Study Of One Crazy Hellcat

    Pearl (2022) Review: A Wonderful Character Study Of One Crazy Hellcat

    I’ve never been much of a fan of Mia Goth up to this point. Six years later and I’m still recovering from the trauma of having to sit through “A Cure For Wellness” which tried to provide style over substance and forgot both. A24 has always been a hit-or-miss studio for me despite the positive Read more

  • Bros Review: A Degenerate Lust Story Mixed With Child Grooming

    Bros Review: A Degenerate Lust Story Mixed With Child Grooming

    As a film critic, I am willing to look past A LOT of questionable content within the context of a film for the sake of storytelling. But there comes a point where I have to draw the line when I know the filmmakers in question are operating in bad faith. Billy Eichner has been making Read more

  • The Bar Room #17 (Chadwick Boseman, Wizard of Oz, Elizabeth Banks, GAC Family, Bros)

    The Bar Room #17 (Chadwick Boseman, Wizard of Oz, Elizabeth Banks, GAC Family, Bros)

    This week on the podcast, Kevin Feige talks about using Chadwick Boseman’s death to make money for the latest MCU film, The Wizard of Oz remake is going to be super GAY and super TRANS, Constance Wu REALLY wants to be done with her ABC family show, GAC Family is going to war with the Read more

  • Don’t Worry Darling Review: A Great Cinematic Failure In #MeToo Entertainment

    Don’t Worry Darling Review: A Great Cinematic Failure In #MeToo Entertainment

    The Me Too movement is one of the biggest cultural scams of the 21st Century. Hollywood, the birthplace of cultural immorality convinced the world that they were the champion of women’s rights after a guy who they protected for 3 decades got exposed as a violent sexual predator. Olivia Wilde, a friend of Harvey Weinstein Read more

  • The Bar Room #16 (The Woman King, GTA 6, Karate Kid, She-Hulk, Ezra Miller)

    The Bar Room #16 (The Woman King, GTA 6, Karate Kid, She-Hulk, Ezra Miller)

    This week on the podcast, Viola Davis says you hate black women if you don’t watch her whitewashing slavery film, GTA 6 gets leaked and people are panicking, Sony announces a Karate Kid movie that is NOT related to Cobra Kai, She Hulk’s ratings are tanking on streaming, Frosk is FIRED From G4, and our Read more

  • The Woman King Review: Turning Violent Slavers Into Heroes, One Lie At A Time

    The Woman King Review: Turning Violent Slavers Into Heroes, One Lie At A Time

    What do you call a historical epic that omits key details to the story to avoid telling the truth…a fantasy. “The Woman King” is the name of Hollywood’s latest fantasy film masquerading as a historic fact and there is a strong possibility that the film will be showered with awards next year. Of course, it Read more

  • See How They Run Review: A Subpar Mystery Film Missing Character

    See How They Run Review: A Subpar Mystery Film Missing Character

    I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a sucker for a good mystery movie. As someone who values storytelling and colorful characters, A good mystery movie has to have both of those working in unison. While there has been a resurgence of mystery films in the last few years with ‘Knives Out’, ‘Murder on Read more