Atomic Blonde Review: Poor Writing & 80 Pop Music

Now I’ve heard many people complain about this film based on the fact they cannot buy a 130-pound woman beating up men 3x her size, while I do agree to a degree, I’ll leave the science of this film to people like Steven Crowder. … More Atomic Blonde Review: Poor Writing & 80 Pop Music

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Review: SPACE ILLEGALS???

If you have the option of choosing to either watch Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets or be waterboarded, choose waterboarding. Because at least with that, when your will to live gives up it’s over, with this film you still have 2 more hours to go. … More Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Review: SPACE ILLEGALS???

War for the Planet of the Apes Review: No More Apes

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes established an emotional grounding between Caesar and Koba given their two very different experiences with humans. Without that element, War for the Planet of the Apes wouldn’t have much to work with. As the film it is a technical achievement but as far as storytelling it’s a bore. … More War for the Planet of the Apes Review: No More Apes

Spider-Man Homecoming Review: A Highly Entertaining Popcorn Film

DO NOT stay for any post credit scenes as it will be a waste of your time and they will literally mock you for it. There is not a cool preview for a future film at the end, but for 2 Hours and 13 minutes you will find Spider-Man: Homecoming to be a highly entertaining popcorn flick and given the last 10 years of the Spiderman movies, that’s all you can ask. … More Spider-Man Homecoming Review: A Highly Entertaining Popcorn Film

The Beguiled (2017) Review: Repressed Sexuality Is A Killer

This is a great commercial for the 1971 film for those who haven’t seen it and if you have seen it, then you have pretty much already watched this film down to the scene with the pet turtle. If you are a fan of Southern Gothic, I definitely recommend this one to you. The Beguiled is worth a watch, especially for guys because playing with repressed sexuality will 9/10 burn you in the end. … More The Beguiled (2017) Review: Repressed Sexuality Is A Killer