Bottoms (2023) Review: A Failed LGBTQ Perversion Of 80s Teen Sex Comedies

After watching the trailer for the movie Bottoms, my expectations were so low that I was almost certain that this would be one of the top two worst movies of the entire year. The fundamental problem with the movies that Hollywood produces in 2023 is that everything has to be presented from a depraved progressive … More Bottoms (2023) Review: A Failed LGBTQ Perversion Of 80s Teen Sex Comedies

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 Review: A Movie Full Of Nothing

There’s running a joke into the ground and then there is drilling under the ground because you can’t make a joke go any further. There’s nobody else in Hollywood who has managed to stretch out their 15 minutes of fame more than Nia Vardalos. Most people know Nia Vardalos from My Big Fat Greek Wedding … More My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 Review: A Movie Full Of Nothing

Asteroid City Review: Wes Anderson’s Style Loses All Substance

Wes Anderson has been responsible for some of the most pretentious movies that have come out over the last 15 years. The term ‘style over substance’ is commonly used among cinema snobs as a phrase used to describe films with strong artistic expression but weak and incoherent storytelling. Imagine a film where the central narrative … More Asteroid City Review: Wes Anderson’s Style Loses All Substance

No Hard Feelings Review: Jennifer Lawrence’s Sex Comedy Fails To Find Target Audience

Jennifer Lawrence has struggled to find her place within the industry ever since her meal ticket in ‘The Hunger Games’ franchise ended its run. After shaking off her sketchy ties to Harvey Weinstein and being propelled into super stardom over a very short period of time, it seems like Hollywood can’t decide if the former … More No Hard Feelings Review: Jennifer Lawrence’s Sex Comedy Fails To Find Target Audience

Vacation Friends 2: A Noticeable Step Down From The Original

Hollywood is at a tough time developing comedies that are actually funny for a multitude of reasons. The art of comedy is dead in modern Hollywood because they are too concerned about offending certain groups for anything to be considered funny in the first place. When Hollywood tries to be funny it’s always from a … More Vacation Friends 2: A Noticeable Step Down From The Original

Barbie (2023) Review: Greta Gerwig Subverts Families Into A Misandrist Adventure

The rise of the #MeToo era was marketed as a time when women and men were finally going to achieve true equality that according to feminists had an existed yet. After the last several years,  it’s become obvious that equality was simply a code word for payback. Ever since  Hollywood heavyweight Harvey Weinstein was ousted … More Barbie (2023) Review: Greta Gerwig Subverts Families Into A Misandrist Adventure

Joy Ride Review: Seth Rogen Proves He’s The Uwe Boll Of Comedy

If there’s one name in Hollywood who’s become ole reliable for cinematic degeneracy, its Seth Rogen. Taylor Sheridan may be the best screenwriter in Hollywood right now but Seth Rogen is the worst film producer in Hollywood today. Rogen cannot create a film outside of sex, drugs, and nauseating progressive lectures. If Seth Rogen is … More Joy Ride Review: Seth Rogen Proves He’s The Uwe Boll Of Comedy

The Blackening Review: A Movie Crafted By The Racial Hatred From Black Twitter

If the 2004 film ‘Soul Plane’ came out in the year 2023, I am convinced that movie critics would lie and tell you that it is a great movie out of fear of being called a racist. This is the sad state of affairs that has become American discourse in the year 2023. It’s been … More The Blackening Review: A Movie Crafted By The Racial Hatred From Black Twitter

Switch (2023) Review: A Wonderful Comedy That Puts Family Over Fame

For the longest time the life of an actor whether in America or South Korea was viewed as the Pinnacle of human desires. It’s not hard to understand the temptation that goes along with that lifestyle. Being one of the most famous people in the world has its upsides. The riches, the women, and the … More Switch (2023) Review: A Wonderful Comedy That Puts Family Over Fame

Ghosted (2023) Review: One Of The Most Abysmal Films Of 2023

When Apple put together the idea behind their latest film ‘Ghosted’ here’s pretty much how the picture meeting went. “Ana De Armas and Chris Evans are two of the biggest stars in Hollywood at the moment, let’s put them together in a Cheesy rom-com film”…. and that’s as far as they planned. There is a … More Ghosted (2023) Review: One Of The Most Abysmal Films Of 2023