• The Invitation (2022) Review: A Female Get Out With Vampires

    The Invitation (2022) Review: A Female Get Out With Vampires

    One of the toughest genres to succeed in for inexperienced filmmakers is PG-13 horror. PG-13 horror movies are limited in the resources that they can use for maximum scares, most films result to jump scares and loud noises to achieve their effect. The only franchise that has succeeded in this formula is “The Conjuring” franchise… Read more

  • Beast (2022) Review: Annoying Teenage Girls vs A Lion

    Beast (2022) Review: Annoying Teenage Girls vs A Lion

    In 1983, the Stephen King thriller “Cujo” was a cult classic putting a mother and her son trapped inside a hot car struggling to protect themselves from a rabid St. Bernard. The film was part of a series of older movies that presented a more innovative take on the man versus beast-themed horror movie. When… Read more

  • The Bar Room #11 (Ezra Miller, Malaysia, Kevin Smith, Ironheart, A League of Their Own)

    The Bar Room #11 (Ezra Miller, Malaysia, Kevin Smith, Ironheart, A League of Their Own)

      This week on the podcast, we are talking about Ezra Miller getting arrested again with Warner Bros’s backing, Middle Eastern markets saying NO to Disney’s LGBTQ agenda, Abbi Jacobson from Broad City ruining A League of Their Own, Marvel’s Ironheart going all in on Drag Queens and Trans people, and Kevin Smith crying like… Read more

  • Fall (2022) Review: Boobs, Stunts, & Stupidity

    Fall (2022) Review: Boobs, Stunts, & Stupidity

    Since when the hell did BuzzFeed start making movies? Now I know it seems a little bit hypocritical to call out Buzzfeed for producing movies after The Daily Wire decided to throw its hat into the filmmaking business, but BuzzFeed? Who’s next Kotaku? The problem with movie concepts like the film “Fall” is that it’s… Read more

  • RRR Review: A Cinematic Game Changer

    RRR Review: A Cinematic Game Changer

    There’s been a lot of hype over the last few months about a film coming out of India that apparently puts the American film industry to shame. The American film industry is fundamentally broken and creatively bankrupt and the cause is a multitude of reasons. The overwhelming majority of Hollywood films and television that are… Read more

  • Wifelike Review: Elena Kampouris Carries A Sci-Fi Lacking Fantasy

    Wifelike Review: Elena Kampouris Carries A Sci-Fi Lacking Fantasy

    Leave it to activists to ruin the male fantasy. Ever since the 1960s, “activists” have been portrayed as the heroes in films because everyone wants to believe that if they were alive here in the 1960s that they would have been marching in Selma for civil rights. Because these people were born during the year… Read more

  • Orphan First Kill Review: Isabelle Fuhrman Is Fun, Twisted, and Entertaining

    Orphan First Kill Review: Isabelle Fuhrman Is Fun, Twisted, and Entertaining

    You may remember Isabelle Fuhrman from her role in the first Hunger Games movie as District 2’s knife-throwing assassin Clove but many of you remember her as Esther Albright, a serial killing child who is far more than the eye can see. It’s been thirteen years since “Orphan” was released with the very young Isabelle… Read more

  • Emergency Declaration Review: A Disaster Film That Does Far Too Much

    Emergency Declaration Review: A Disaster Film That Does Far Too Much

    It is difficult to explain the film “Emergency Declaration” because it is about five movies jammed into one. On one hand, the film is a disaster movie, on another is a terrorist attack, on another is a race against time, on another it’s an international geopolitical thriller, and it is also a story of selfish… Read more

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies Review: The Most Obnoxious Film Of The 21st Century

    Bodies Bodies Bodies Review: The Most Obnoxious Film Of The 21st Century

    Two weeks ago, I made the proclamation that “Not Okay” was the worst movie of 2022. Just two weeks after holding the title, we have a new champion and that film is called “Bodies Bodies Bodies” A24 is a hit-or-miss production studio that has a massive fan base not among moviegoers but critics. For every… Read more

  • They/Them Review: A Horror Film That Fears Homophobia & Transphobia

    They/Them Review: A Horror Film That Fears Homophobia & Transphobia

    I have been looking forward to this film since NBCUniversal announced it was doing a horror film about a Christian gay conversion Camp filled with actors who are all members of the LGBTQ community. The synopsis of “They/Them” would make you believe this was a stone-cold lock to be one of the top 10 worst… Read more

  • The Bar Room #10 (Batgirl, Jennette McCurdy, IronHeart, Road House, & Andor)

    The Bar Room #10 (Batgirl, Jennette McCurdy, IronHeart, Road House, & Andor)

      This week on the podcast, we are talking about Batgirl getting Thanos’d out of existence, The current state of the Warner Bros Discovery, Jennette McCurdy Being Paid To Stay Silent, Drag Queens Are Coming To The MCU, Disney’s Star Wars is going to attack Donald Trump, and Amazon Is Remaking Road House! Guests: Cult… Read more

  • Bullet Train Review: A John Wick Clone Biting Off Guy Ritchie Films

    Bullet Train Review: A John Wick Clone Biting Off Guy Ritchie Films

    When you hire a screenwriter that doesn’t have a single feature film on his resume and put him in charge of writing this project, things fall apart in spectacular fashion. Like most John Wick clones, “Bullet Train” offers a series of impressive visuals in a film that is a big-budget bottle movie packing the overwhelming… Read more

  • 2037 Review: A Story Of Female Inmates With No Direction

    2037 Review: A Story Of Female Inmates With No Direction

    The biggest aspect that drew my attention to the film “2037” was the South Korean portrayal of women’s prisons. In most western countries, female prisons are portrayed as places that are rampant with violence and lesbianism. Some forms of entertainment portray women’s prisons far better than others. The Australian TV show “Wentworth” does a much… Read more

  • In Our Prime Review: Good Will Hunting Meets North Korean Communism

    In Our Prime Review: Good Will Hunting Meets North Korean Communism

    It’s rare that a film that is one of the best movies to come out in the year flies this low under the radar. If you like the film ‘Good Will Hunting’ but wish that the film took place during the South Korean-North Korean conflict, then you may like the film “In Our Prime”. The… Read more

  • Honor Society Review: Another Unlikable Female Protagonist

    Honor Society Review: Another Unlikable Female Protagonist

    Another day and another film about a narcissistic female protagonist who is presented to audiences as someone who’s supposed to be likable. In 2022, streaming have become the home of movies that Studios know would have no chance of making a profit at the box office but will fit nicely at a streaming service that… Read more

  • Three Ways To Make Children’s Entertainment Great Again

    Three Ways To Make Children’s Entertainment Great Again

    It’s pretty hard to find a modern television show for kids that doesn’t feature a former heroin addict, an alcoholic ex-girlfriend of Justin Bieber, or a newly introduced transgender child that will satisfy the malevolent god known as Sarah Kate Ellis. Following their public feud with Governor Ron DeSantis over Florida’s Parental Rights in Education… Read more

  • Scarlet Witch Is Not A Sympathetic Character. She’s A Villain.

    Scarlet Witch Is Not A Sympathetic Character. She’s A Villain.

    The latest episode of the word’s largest cinematic soap opera is officially in the books, and unsurprisingly, Doctor Strange 2 was a big hit with audiences. However, the topic of this piece isn’t the drug-like addiction Americans have to superhero movies. Instead, I want to focus on the runaway narrative surrounding Wanda Maximoff. If you… Read more

  • How “Female Empowerment” Has Destroyed The Art Of Storytelling

    How “Female Empowerment” Has Destroyed The Art Of Storytelling

    The most damaging movement for creativity and storytelling in cinema has been the progressive movement to “empower” women. Last Friday night, actress Alyssa Milano trended on social media for a post in which she made in reference to what she calls “innate misogyny.” Milano took to Twitter to let the world know how offended she… Read more