Anonymous (Hacker) Quick Review

WARNING: The following review contains spoilers, I’m telling you now so you don’t pretend to be outraged later.


Anonymous (or Hacker depending on who you ask) is a film that if it were in any way realistic, the main character would have been arrested or killed in his first attempt to sell stolen watches. A young Ukrainian immigrant, who moved to Canada and somehow doesn’t have a Ukrainian or Canadian accent, gets super butthurt because the bank fired his mother for possibly legitimate reasons.

Alex then gained access to the ‘Dark Web’ using Google and becomes a tool for a secret criminal enterprise that the US government would have surely shut down in about 15 minutes. Alex spends the entire film talking about getting payback on the bank but doesn’t do anything to get it. His only plan blows up in his face in less than 5 minutes. Outside of that he and his equally stupid friends just rip off businesses for cash and jewelry the entire time and the film actually wants you to feel sorry for this douche. There literally isn’t any reason to root for this guy or be on his side. He’s a whiny 18-year-old with mommy issues who rips people off to buy his next expensive watch. The film fails at being realistic, entertaining, and sympathetic but at least you get some really cool shots of Hong Kong right? By the time we get to the ending, a confusing and poorly explained double cross is left on a cliffhanger and we learn fuck all about what actually happened in the last 40 minutes of the film. Even if you were waiting for an oil change to your car and needed 90 minutes to kill, I wouldn’t recommend this to you. This movie is a complete waste of time even for a Redbox rental. Final Verdict, leave the Mr. Robot plot to the USA Network.




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  1 comment for “Anonymous (Hacker) Quick Review

  1. December 3, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    In Stone Cold we trust!

    Liked by 1 person

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