Tag: Jeff Goldblum

Jurassic World Dominion Review: At Least It Isn’t As Bad As The Last One

June 9, 2022

Four years after the destruction of Isla Nublar, dinosaurs now live–and hunt–alongside humans all over the world. This fragile balance will reshape the future and determine, once and for all, whether human beings are to remain the apex predators on a planet they now share with history’s most fearsome creatures in a new Era. … More Jurassic World Dominion Review: At Least It Isn’t As Bad As The Last One

Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Review: One Of The Dumbest Films I’ve Ever Seen

June 22, 2018

Look as much as I like Chris Pratt, I can’t defend this idiocy of a franchise. I know for films like this we are supposed to “turn our brains off and enjoy” but you just can’t do that for a film in its 5th installment. There are so many questions I had to ask after watching this film there is no way I can do a formal review for this one so instead here are 36 questions I had to ask after sitting through Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom … More Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Review: One Of The Dumbest Films I’ve Ever Seen

Hotel Artemis Review: Lacks Substance & Excitement

June 6, 2018

Hotel Artemis is a film that models itself on the groundwork of other films like John Wick and Smoking Aces, but director and writer Drew Pearce misses the mark on a story that lacks substance and excitement. It may not be a remake, a reboot, or a sequel but sadly it won’t be very memorable when it’s all said and done. … More Hotel Artemis Review: Lacks Substance & Excitement

Thor Ragnarok Review: A Movie That Thinks It’s Far Funnier Than It Is

November 4, 2017

Thor: Ragnarok is entertaining but suffers from the same problems as other. It’s gotten to the point where you can cut and paste previous reviews and change the names while the major pros and cons of the film don’t change. Thor: Ragnarok is the best Thor movie but it’s also a textbook popcorn film. … More Thor Ragnarok Review: A Movie That Thinks It’s Far Funnier Than It Is