Gretel & Hansel (2020) Review: Great Movie To Look At But Not To Watch
Gretel & Hansel is every bit that visually aesthetic buffet that tastes like a bucket full of rotting entrails.
Tag: Fantasy
Cats Review: OOF…
When it comes to the NFL, every now and then a team plays a game so bad that you have to bury the football and forget that game ever happened. Cats is the buried football of cinema.
Jumanji The Next Level Review: An Empty Sequel With Nothing To Offer But Receipts
Jumanji The Next Level feels like a film that was written to justify its existence. If are expecting a fun popcorn flick, it isn’t the worst option, but it definitely isn’t the best.
What Men Want Review: Fire Whoever Edited This Movie
There are three very important questions to ask when discussing this film. Who the hell asked for a gender-flipping remake of What Women Want? Who the hell thought this was a good idea? and Who the hell thought this film EVER needed to be 2 hours long?
A Wrinkle In Time (2018) Review
You remember that ONE book you were forced to read back in the 4th grade? You don’t remember anything about the book anymore, but you vaguely remember the title. Disney decided to give your vague memory a 100 million dollar budget and made one of the most boring films of the 2010s.
Star Wars The Last Jedi: De-Feminized Fanedit Review
This edit only goes highlight the problems The Last Jedi had and I’m not interested in watching it again, but at least there is a cut of the movie that largely removes all the crap I didn’t like.
The Shape of Water (Guest Review ft. Amari Sali)
Last year, Amari Sali from Wherever I Look reviewed an Oscar-nominated film Fences, this time he is back to review another academy award nominated film The Shape of Water. The Shape of Water will remind you of the days when fantasy films weren’t made to set up trilogies but simply tell a stand alone, gorgeous story.
Bright Review
I had all the reasons to skip this film but then I saw the Rotten Tomatoes score…a score that critics gave 28% and the audience gave it 87%. This sparked my interest and I realized I had to watch this to see who was in the wrong here. Given it’s been 3 weeks after Star Wars: The Last Jedi and the critics are STILL making excuses for the movie after audiences tore it to shreds, I couldn’t pass up a golden opportunity to trash RT critics or maybe even say the fans are got it wrong this time.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi Review
Star Wars The Last Jedi is a dud, but the biggest problem here is that if Disney after buying 21st Century Fox is going to use the same filmmaking model with all of their properties that they have used for Marvel and Star Wars film, the film and television industry is heading to a (pun intended) constitutional crisis and perhaps an end of movies as we know them.
Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Review
irates of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is a fine popcorn flick, there just isn’t much else I can say about it besides that.
