A 13-year-old girl named Meilin turns into a giant red panda whenever she gets too excited. … More Turning Red Review/Discussion: A Poorly Written Autobiography Masquerading As A Pixar Film
King Louis XIV’s quest for immortality leads him to capture and steal a mermaid’s life force, a move that is further complicated by his illegitimate daughter’s discovery of the creature. … More The King’s Daughter Review: A Dull & Dated Adventure
“The Green Knight” is a solid diversion from Hollywood’s repetitive cycle of cinema, but it isn’t without its flaws. … More The Green Knight Review: Visually Beautiful But Narratively Flawed
The best thing “Jungle Cruise” can offer for families is a good nap in the theaters for those who try to sit through two hours of uninspired adventure. … More Jungle Cruise Review: The Great Boring Adventure
After 26 years there is only one film titled “Mortal Kombat” that still leaves a pleasant taste in the mouth of its fandom, and it isn’t the 2021 version. … More Mortal Kombat (2021) Review: The Third Time Isn’t Always A Charm
A film that has no idea who its audience is is bound to fail with everybody. … More The Witches (2020) Review: Dull, Diverse, & Pointless
Gretel & Hansel is every bit that visually aesthetic buffet that tastes like a bucket full of rotting entrails. … More Gretel & Hansel (2020) Review: Great Movie To Look At But Not To Watch
When it comes to the NFL, every now and then a team plays a game so bad that you have to bury the football and forget that game ever happened. Cats is the buried football of cinema. … More Cats Review: OOF…
Jumanji The Next Level feels like a film that was written to justify its existence. If are expecting a fun popcorn flick, it isn’t the worst option, but it definitely isn’t the best. … More Jumanji The Next Level Review: An Empty Sequel With Nothing To Offer But Receipts
There are three very important questions to ask when discussing this film. Who the hell asked for a gender-flipping remake of What Women Want? Who the hell thought this was a good idea? and Who the hell thought this film EVER needed to be 2 hours long? … More What Men Want Review: Fire Whoever Edited This Movie
