When you hire a screenwriter that doesn’t have a single feature film on his resume and put him in charge of writing this project, things fall apart in spectacular fashion. Like most John Wick clones, “Bullet Train” offers a series of impressive visuals in a film that is a big-budget bottle movie packing the overwhelming … More Bullet Train Review: A John Wick Clone Biting Off Guy Ritchie Films
When you watch the trailer for “The Princess”, you may think this movie is derivative feminist garbage that would never be released in movie theaters and you would be right. 22 year old Joey King, who’s probably about 5 ft 2 and 110 pounds soaking wet beating up on guys four times her size in … More The Princess (2022) Review: It’s Just As Bad As It Looks
Wish Upon, is a poorly constructed horror film that doesn’t nearly go as far as it should with a PG-13 rating, but the film is so unintentionally funny, that it still makes for an entertaining film as long as you give up on the premise about 20 minutes in. … More Wish Upon Review: Unintentionally Hilarious
Considering how close to death these actors are in real life, they aren’t doing their legacy a favor by being in movies like this. Going In Style is a half-assed revenge tale of a bunch of bitter old man who really doesn’t have anyone but themselves to blame. … More Going in Style Review: Cinematically Going Out Sad
