It was just a couple of weeks ago that I said that if there were three or four more movies worse than the film Babes, they would be in deep trouble in 2024.

Believe It or Not only a couple weeks after making that statement we officially have one movie that is worse than Babes. Justice Smith is the worst actor working in Hollywood today and I’m not saying that for the sole purpose of obtaining clicks. Even before the actor officially came out as gay, his excessive screaming and crying and movies such as Jurassic Park and The Fallen Kingdom already put him on the list of one of the least favorable actors in Hollywood.
Since then the actor has been in a series of films that have showcased the audiences the absolute worst qualities of human beings on every conceivable level. earlier this year Smith starred in another terrible movie entitled ‘The American Society of Magical Negroes’ A movie that not only went into overdrive I’m trying to antagonize race relations between black people and white people here in the United States but was marred even further by allowing their Devoid of the definition of Charisma actor to go on a 5-minute monologue about how hard his life is as a black man Coming from someone who’s arguably less black than the catch me, outside girl.
Despite how bad the film his performance was, it is a film entitled I Saw the TV Glow that is guaranteed to have Justice Smith be added to the Mark and Avoid list for actors moving forward.

I saw the TV show Glow is a pseudo-psychological horror about two outcasts who find camaraderie watching an obscure television show that’s just as demented as they are. Maddie is the town lesbian who has pretty much cut herself off from anything that can be qualified as a functioning relationship with another human being. and to join Maddie is her quote-on-quote friend Owen who is a weird little black kid who is afraid to speak as if He is afraid of getting beat up by anyone within a 5-mile radius.
The two bond by watching a show called The Pink Opaque However calling their relationship a friendship would be an insult to anyone who meets the bare minimum standards of actually liking one another. One day Maddie disappears on the same day that their Show is canceled. What happens next is so stupid I have to tell you for you to believe that I’m not making this up.
If you don’t know anything about this film, the writer and director Jane Schoenbrun Is a trans man so it should not shock anyone to discover that this film is an allegory for Trans people. If you weren’t told this, going into the movie nothing about this film will make a lick of sense but if you’re told before going into this movie even less the film makes sense on a basic basis.

I saw the TV Glow is not a movie. there’s no plot, there is no storyline, there’s no dialogue, you’re presented with two protagonists who barely meet the minimum qualifications of being called a character, And when you mix all of this in a pot you are left with a film that gives you a hundred minutes Of you asking yourself “ why did I watch this movie?” and “ what the hell did I watch?”
Justice Smith and Brigette Lundy-Paine Are two real-life gay actors who don’t even pretend for a single second to have any kind of chemistry romantically or even on a baseline protonic level. Bridget is your typical Moody lesbian who thinks the entire world is against her. Yeah, she doesn’t even realize that her intense narcissism is the exact reason why she doesn’t have anyone that she can qualify as a friend.
Justice Smith at this point of his career is the gay non-threatening air quote black man Hollywood calls when you want Someone who makes Ryan Gosling look like Malcolm X. Non-threatening, effeminate, and neurotic are the only qualities that you are ever going to expect out of Justice Smith and that is the only reason why his star is on the rise in modern Hollywood.

The deeper you get into emotional trauma memory disguised as a feature film, The more baffled you will be. spoiler alert I’m pretty sure and then you plan on watching this movie anyway, it turns out that the television show that the characters have been watching the entire time was their true reality as Owen and Maddie were the two lesbians that they have been watching on television the entire time.
Understanding and context that this film is an allegory to a man’s transition into becoming a woman the only thing left to say by the time that Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit arrives in the movie is…
I saw the TV Glow is one of the most boring films to have ever been crafted by the brain of a human being. At this point, I would unironically rather watch the movie than have to sit through another 2 hours Of my numbing attempt at a story from someone who needs either therapy or Jesus or a combination of both.

I’ve said it once and I will say it again if there are two or three more movies that are worse than this film in 2024, Hollywood may very well be in critical condition.

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