Quarantine Retrospective: Black Christmas (2006)
Before the Feminazi version of this film came out in 2019, Black Christmas had so much nuclear heat with me, it could have melted down a Russian city.
Tag: Horror
Fantasy Island Review: A Metaphorical Monkey Paw
A 2020 remake based on a 1977 television show targeted to a group of people who weren’t born when the show originally aired…what could go wrong?
Gretel & Hansel (2020) Review: Great Movie To Look At But Not To Watch
Gretel & Hansel is every bit that visually aesthetic buffet that tastes like a bucket full of rotting entrails.
The Turning Review: What The Hell Was That???
The Turning is a poorly edited mess that teases you with a good time and then no shows your date at the end of the night.
Underwater Review: It’s Dead Space But Underwater And Not As Good
Underwater feels like a film that had A quality potential but has a C movie effort. A film that is too generic for its own good, likely to be forgotten in the January release graveyard.
The Grudge (2020): Kicking Off The New Year With A Thud
The Grudge is competent enough to have consistent pacing and the film doesn’t ask for too much out of its actors but you can’t shake the fact that it feels like you are watching 3 different films and aren’t inspired by any of them.
Black Christmas (2019) Review: Who Booked This Crap???
Black Christmas (2019) manages to be the worst film of a franchise that wasn’t good to begin with because it’s a substanceless pseudo girl power flick stuffed with feminist buzzwords.
Doctor Sleep Review: A Decent Sequel To The Shining That No One Asked For
Doctor Sleep’s biggest problem is that it feels more like a Stephen King film than a Stanley Kubrick one.
The Fanatic Review: POPPYCOCK!!!!
A rabid film fan stalks his favorite action hero and destroys the star’s life.
It Chapter Two Review: Classic King, Can’t Finish A Story
27 years after the Losers Club defeated Pennywise, IT returns to terrorize the town of Derry once more.
