Yummy (2020) Review: Sexy, Bloody, Silly Fun
An orgy of blood, violence and fun in which a young couple travel to a shabby Eastern European hospital for plastic surgery. Once there things unravel.
Tag: Horror
The Closet Review: A Struggle Of Two Narratives
It would be pretty hard to sell you on the idea of a movie about a haunted closet but as simple as it is, that is the premise behind the south korean film entitled The Closet.
#Alive Review: A Serviceable Zombie Flick With A Short Gas Tank
This is what #Alive almost does. #Alive is a new fresh intriguing perspective of the zombie universe…that only lasts for about 30 minutes before diving headfirst into clichés.
Peninsula Review: A Enjoyable Frankenstein’s Monster Of Film
Peninsula is likely the best film that has come out this year. Now on face value, that might not mean much given the highest-grossing movie of the year is Bad Boys 3 but don’t let that distract you from what Peninsula offers.
Quarantine Retrospective: Black Christmas (2006)
Before the Feminazi version of this film came out in 2019, Black Christmas had so much nuclear heat with me, it could have melted down a Russian city.
Fantasy Island Review: A Metaphorical Monkey Paw
A 2020 remake based on a 1977 television show targeted to a group of people who weren’t born when the show originally aired…what could go wrong?
Gretel & Hansel (2020) Review: Great Movie To Look At But Not To Watch
Gretel & Hansel is every bit that visually aesthetic buffet that tastes like a bucket full of rotting entrails.
The Turning Review: What The Hell Was That???
The Turning is a poorly edited mess that teases you with a good time and then no shows your date at the end of the night.
Underwater Review: It’s Dead Space But Underwater And Not As Good
Underwater feels like a film that had A quality potential but has a C movie effort. A film that is too generic for its own good, likely to be forgotten in the January release graveyard.
The Grudge (2020): Kicking Off The New Year With A Thud
The Grudge is competent enough to have consistent pacing and the film doesn’t ask for too much out of its actors but you can’t shake the fact that it feels like you are watching 3 different films and aren’t inspired by any of them.
