Tag: Horror

Scream VI Review: Progressive Storytelling And Woke Stupidity Leads To Dumb Predictability

March 25, 2023

Spoiler alert: The white people are the killers. If I’m Neve Campbell, I’m buying a lottery ticket today, because after watching Scream VI, I’m pretty sure being lowballed out of this cornball franchise is the best thing that could have ever happened to her career at this point. It’s been a year since the Scream … More Scream VI Review: Progressive Storytelling And Woke Stupidity Leads To Dumb Predictability

Knock at the Cabin Review: M. Night Shyamalan Drives Himself Back Into Hackville

February 11, 2023

For a moment, it seemed like M. Night Shyamalan had turned the corner of his failing career. When the director came out with 2016’s ‘Split’, for the first time in over a decade, fans were excited to see what the future would behold for the once-beloved director. Since then, it seems like we’re right back … More Knock at the Cabin Review: M. Night Shyamalan Drives Himself Back Into Hackville

M3GAN Review: A Horror Sci-fi Handcuffed By Restraints

January 14, 2023

It’s that time of the year again when movies go to die, welcome to the month of January. Now that Oscar bait season is over, it’s time for movie studios to throw away the films that they didn’t have enough faith to put a massive marketing budget behind. January has historically been a graveyard for … More M3GAN Review: A Horror Sci-fi Handcuffed By Restraints

Nope (2022) Review: Jordan Peele’s Resume Takes Another Hit

December 19, 2022

Jordan Peele has become somewhat critic-proof over the last couple of years, having nothing to with his movies. Peele has made a name for himself creating what he calls “social thrillers,” or horror films based on race. The media has had a tough time covering his films, worried that if critics don’t like a black … More Nope (2022) Review: Jordan Peele’s Resume Takes Another Hit

The Menu (2022) Review: The Dumbest Film Of 2022

November 18, 2022

There was a shred of hope that Searchlight Pictures’ “The Menu” could be a sleeper hit for 2022. Whatever hope this film had died the second Adam McKay and Will Ferrell became the producers of this movie. Last year, Adam McKay released a “satire” on climate change deniers called “Don’t Look Up” which was one … More The Menu (2022) Review: The Dumbest Film Of 2022

Terrifier 2 Review: A Small Budget Game Changer For Cinema

November 13, 2022

Terrifier 2 is a film that has found massive success driven almost exclusively on word of mouth. A film that only cost $250,000 to make is a modern day marvel of what can be pulled off with such a microbudget as compared to the shortfalls of films that showcase a quarter of a billion dollar … More Terrifier 2 Review: A Small Budget Game Changer For Cinema

Old Man Review: Stephen Lang Carries An Amazing Barebones Character Driven Thriller

October 24, 2022

I was going to pass on this film initially due to the trailer looking like a cheap knockoff of 2016’s Don’t Breathe, even going as far as to cast Stephen Lang as the lead for the film…Boy was I wrong. It’s hard to see a scenario where ‘Old Man’ isn’t one of my top 10 … More Old Man Review: Stephen Lang Carries An Amazing Barebones Character Driven Thriller

X (2022) Review: A Better Slasher Film Than Character Study

October 23, 2022

Earlier this year, I watched a film called “Pearl” one of my top 10 best movies of 2022. A story about a crazy murderous psychopath growing up during the age of World War 1, is one of the best character studies to be released this year. It turns out that ‘Pearl’ was a prequel to … More X (2022) Review: A Better Slasher Film Than Character Study

Halloween Ends Review: A Halloween Movie Without Michael Myers

October 22, 2022

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we like to call a cinematic disaster. It seems like forever ago when Universal Pictures decided to reboot the Halloween franchise in order to bring back Jamie Lee Curtis to once again play the role of Laurie Strode. A franchise whose continuity is already being held together by spitting … More Halloween Ends Review: A Halloween Movie Without Michael Myers