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One Battle After Another Review: More “Fascist” Fuel For An Already Dangerous American Left
If there’s one thing we certainly don’t need right now, it’s more movies and television shows that peddle a fictional version of reality tailored for the left—one that validates their worldview and, in the process, eggs them on to commit even more acts of violence than they’ve unleashed in the last couple of months. Hollywood’s… Read more
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G20 Review: Did Anyone Believe This Movie Was Going To Be Good?
What do you call a political thriller that swaps geopolitical nuance for a geriatric action hero dodging bullets like she’s auditioning for Die Hard 47? A farce. Amazon’s G20 is the latest streaming fever dream pretending to be a high-stakes epic, and there’s zero chance it won’t snag some “representation” awards come 2026. Not because… Read more
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The Old Guard 2 Review: Still More Woke Than Worthy
Netflix’s desperate bid to resurrect their superhero cash cow is more progressive posturing than pulse-pounding heroism. Five years after The Old Guard stumbled into the void left by actual blockbusters, they’ve coughed up a sequel that’s less a follow-up and more a Frankenstein’s monster stitched from the first film’s rotting corpse. Based on Greg Rucka’s… Read more
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Him (2025) Review: A Window Of How The Occult Mixes With Sports
The problem with a film like Him is that 99% of audiences will dismiss it as pure fiction. To the sleepwalkers glued to their screens, the idea of occult forces infiltrating professional sports sounds like absurd Hollywood hokum. But wake up: this isn’t fantasy—it’s a mirror to the shadows lurking in plain sight, especially in… Read more
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Friendship (2024) Review: The Biggest Piece of Misery Porn Since 2020
Once upon a time, I called A24 the most inconsistent production studio in the business. In 2025, I’m ready to upgrade that to one of the worst. It’s not that A24 can’t make a good film—gems like Hereditary prove they can—but eight times out of ten, they churn out pretentious duds like Friendship, the latest… Read more
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The Naked Gun (2025) Review: A Chuckle-Worthy Misfire That Tries to Resurrect Slapstick
Few films date themselves faster than The Naked Gun, a reboot of the beloved spoof franchise that feels like a time capsule from an era when zany humor ruled. Hollywood doesn’t even attempt this style anymore, and when it does, you get atrocities like Scary Movie 5—the kind of dreck that only Tubi would touch… Read more
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War of the Worlds (2025) Review: When A Film Fails To Be So Bad It’s Good
In 2025, when the streaming wars are more about who can bury the biggest turd under the most algorithms, Amazon decides it’s time to dust off H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds—you know, that timeless tale of humanity’s fragility against cosmic horrors. The 2005 Tom Cruise version was edge-of-your-seat tension, practical effects that still hold… Read more
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Happy Gilmore 2 Review: Bad Adam Sandler At His Worst
I’ve tried to give Adam Sandler the benefit of the doubt when it comes to his rocky reputation among mainstream critics, but there comes a point where reality slaps you in the face. For years, Sandler’s been raking in millions from Sony to churn out low-effort movies that feel like excuses to vacation in tropical… Read more
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The Fantastic 4 First Steps Review: Endless Trash
In 2025, the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) has a glaring problem: if you’ve seen one Marvel movie, you’ve seen them all. Worse, the quality of these films is in freefall. A franchise that should have ended six years ago with Avengers: Endgame keeps limping along, desperately trying to rekindle the magic of its glory… Read more
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Together (2025) Review: A Gimmick Film With No Substance
I knew Together was doomed when its marketing campaign boasted that it would break up couples. Nothing screams “date night” like suckering young lovers into a film designed to shred their relationship. Then again, if a Hollywood movie genuinely ends your romance, it probably wasn’t built to last. Dave Franco and Alison Brie, married in… Read more
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Honey Don’t! Review: Tricia Cooke’s Childish Fan Fiction Against Christianity
In the cesspool of Hollywood’s 2025 output, Honey Don’t! stands out as a particularly vile monument to creative bankruptcy. Directed by some faceless studio hack who clearly traded their spine for a paycheck, this Margaret Qualley and Chris Evans-starring disaster is less a movie than a soapbox for preaching LGBTQ dogma while gleefully spitting on… Read more
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Superman (2025) Review: A James Gunn Movie Starring Superman
A few years ago, James Gunn faced a firestorm over old tweets containing pedophile jokes, seemingly spelling the end of his Hollywood career. But in a twist that proves leftists play by different rules in cancel culture, Gunn not only returned to direct Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 but was handed the keys to… Read more
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Eden (2025) Review: A Morality Bait & Switch
Hollywood knows exactly what it’s doing with a movie like Eden: slap three of the hottest actresses—Vanessa Kirby, Ana de Armas, and Sydney Sweeney—on the poster and let the male gaze do the heavy lifting. Sorry, horndogs, but if you’re buying a ticket for eye candy, you’ll leave disappointed. Eden isn’t a sexy romp; it’s… Read more
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Americana (2025) Review: Hollywood Can’t Even Pretend Like They Don’t Hate You
One of Hollywood’s most eye-rolling trends surfaces a few times a year: pretending they don’t despise the vast majority of Americans. When they’re not churning out fanfiction assassinating political opponents, branding half the country Nazis, or subtly glorifying violence against conservatives—emboldened by tragedies like the Charlie Kirk murder attempt and the recent Dallas ICE shooter—they… Read more
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Freakier Friday Review: Lohan’s Comeback & Curtis’s Cans
Lindsay Lohan’s career implosion is a Hollywood cautionary tale, well-known but rarely dissected. In 2004, she was an 18-year-old rocket, poised to be the next “it” girl, a la Sydney Sweeney. The industry was so confident in her star power that they even pushed a short-lived music career. But her meteoric rise cratered just as… Read more
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I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) Review: Jennifer Kaytin Robinson Is A Cinematic Terrorist
Over the past decade, Hollywood has churned out a parade of pointless remakes, each more soulless than the last. After slogging through a mountain of cinematic drek, I can confidently say the 2025 ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’ is among the most useless. This slasher franchise, which even diehard fans admit… Read more
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Thunderbolts Review: The Most Forgettable Marvel Film Of The Year
The Marvel Cinematic Universe once carried immense weight in Hollywood. But in 2025, Marvel is a shadow of its former self. Every year, Kevin Feige and the suits at Marvel Studios churn out films, expecting the same global excitement as in 2016. It’s been over six years since Avengers: Endgame, and it’s time someone faced… Read more
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Mission: Impossible The Final Reckoning Review: Scientology vs Jesus Christ
When it comes to the late stages of Tom Cruise’s career, credit where credit is due: at 62, he’s the only outspoken actor in Hollywood who respects both the filmmaking process and the audience’s desire for big-screen spectacles. If more industry figures adopted Cruise’s mentality, Hollywood might not have languished as it has over the… Read more
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