Last Sunday at the Academy Awards, the richest actors in the world used their nationally televised platform to lecture its middle-class viewers about racism, sexism, gender quality, animal rights, and capitalism in front of the smallest audience to have ever watched the show in its history.

While the winners took to the stage to recite communist warcries and promote lower standards of living for its viewers, the champagne socialists had no problem accepting their annual Oscar goodies bag with gifts that totaled $225,000 per person.

This year’s goodie bag items included a $78,000 12-day yacht cruise; $20,000 of facial rejuvenation treatments; and $20,000 in matchmaking services. The nearly 80 items in total also include clothing, gadgets, and a 24-carat gold-plated vape pen that Distinctive Assets (The company in charge of the gifts) founder Lash Fary said was made especially for climate change warrior Leonardo DiCaprio. Fary, who has spent the last 18 years assembling the luxury bags for celebrities said:

“It’s the highest value we’ve ever put together. This is a business endeavor. This is about the promotion. This is about products connecting their services and their wares with the biggest trendsetters in the world,”

Conservative radio host Andrew Wilkow’s famous catchphrase “Socialism Is For The People, Not The Socialist.” is mirrored perfectly by a bunch of uber-rich celebrities decrying the class system while enjoying all of its benefits.

“When it comes to redistributing wealth and racially diversifying an industry…Liberals are ready to tell you what you should do, but never ready to do it themselves.” – Wilkow

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