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I’d Rather Get Herpes Than Watch The Sonic The Hedgehog Movie

Sonic is better off overdosing on Heroin in the bathroom of a McDonalds than star in this film.

Now, I’m not one of these people who complains like a toddler about Hollywood “ruining their childhood” because if we are being honest, Sonic The Hedgehog died with the Sega Genesis and this isn’t up for debate. However, you could imagine my reaction to founding out that former comedian and current disease ridden socialist Jim Carrey, who spends his last days painting his anger towards the Trump Administration like the guy who looks in the mirror and asks himself “would you fuck him?” was the choice to lead a film targeted towards children.

The trailer to Sonic The Hedgehog shows that Paramount Pictures would have been better off taking the 90 million dollars they spent making this garbage and burned it to ash.  Sonic looks like a furry from an early 2000s Charlie Sheen movie and Carrey trying to be funny reminds you that you quite literally need the brain of a 2nd grader to give him a chuckle. Instead of railing on against this film, even more, I’m just going to post some social media comments.

Yep…this will do well. Sonic The Hedgehog comes out in theaters November 8th. Watch it, if you hate yourself.

 

 

 

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2 comments on “I’d Rather Get Herpes Than Watch The Sonic The Hedgehog Movie

  1. fred90024

    It will probably do great in China, subsequently spawning multiple sequels.

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  2. Anonymous

    This is why Jim Carrey’s career is dead at this point. Not only being obsessed with the Trump administration and the supporters, but also just doing the same shtick he did since the 1990s. He’s just playing himself while dressed up like Dr. Robotnik/Eggman. And Sonic looks creepy, super creepy.

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